do you know who you are

spent my breaks today watching old 1d interviews and like. not one question answered in those 5 years they were together they had the training and psychological resilience of KGBs agent but over mundane shit like ‘what is this song about’. waterboarding could not extract that information from Niall’s mouth.

absolute best 1d question dodging tactic though was them all taking the world’s most awkward beat then louis saying something vaguely bitchy yet completely unintelligible in the strongest doncaster accent to grace the mortal ear (taking a minimum of 45 seconds for the human brain to decode), meanwhile zayn’s presence would simply be leaving the room in every metaphysical shape and form, and niall would be laughing in the back for no reason. lynchian. I think that’s the tactic the CIA used to convince witnesses they were having a stroke.

“a movie that feels like a movie” sorry that was just his instinctive winter soldier training you wouldn’t understand

i know we’ve moved on or whatever but the crescendo-like swell of instrumentation in from the dining table when he sings maybe one day you’ll call me and then the resigned quiet moment when he says but you never do deserves at least 84 grammys alone and thats just that on that 

The wattpad girls picked the wrong 1D boy…Louis is scarred, knuckle tatted, chain smoking, “always been the boss” he IS the wattpad mafia don dream girl

The person I reblogged this from deserves all the good things.

Listening to MITAM this morning… imagine being a boyband and releasing that album and not touring it lmao can’t imagine that

You know what I’m not finished… walking in the wind deserved to be heard live!!!… long way down?? WE NEEDED HER LIVE… LYG???? Never ENOUGH?? Liam’s screaming at the end?? I never got to hear that live?? TRAGIC.. all of this is just tragic goodbye