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rae-conteur

I know I'm neither the first or last to say it but I am 100% committed to Catch of the Century Adrian. The absolute ideal of Eridian beauty and attractiveness. Gorgeous. Brilliant. Witty. Charming. Fun. Beyonce with multiple Ph.Ds. And absolutely nobody on Erid understands how this utterly average, slightly neurotic engineer bagged them, much less how they resolutely turned away all other suitors when the Blip-A was gone so much longer than planned.

(Although, maybe, once Rocky has saved the stars and brought First Contact home to Erid, people start to understand what Adrian saw in them all this time.)

antl3rm0th

hey hey hey

imagine that carl and grace publish their paper on how to breed astrophages, of course grace put carl's name as first, of course they had a quick party to celebrate, and bc of this, of course there are pics of grace and carl being stupid together. now imagine carl looking back on these pictures, reminising on what was, how much stupid fun they had together, and how innocent they both had been. now imagine carl sitting alone in his room looking at these pictures after he just dragged a crying and screaming grace off the field and sent him on a suicide mission. omg i love this movie/book it makes me sick

robs-your-robins

Hear me out Bruce as Holt but he talks about his kids as much and how Terry talks about his daughters

Bruce: I was reviewing last night’s patrol logs when I was struck by a profound realization. My children are extraordinary. Hal: Oh? Did one of them stop a supervillain? Bruce: No. Something far more impressive. Duke successfully parallel‑parked the Batmobile on the first attempt. The Batmobile. A vehicle the size of a small maritime vessel. Hal: That… actually is impressive. Bruce: I felt a swell of paternal pride so powerful I nearly exhaled audibly.

cozy-stardust

Imagine Grace defined his name as the elegance definition of grace and Rocky spends years thinking how fucking ironic this clumsy leaky space blobs name is.

Until Grace slips out a sentence along the lines of "could you give me a little grace here" and Rocky immediately points out he used a word wrong so Grace has to explain that yeah, grace means elegance but it can also mean mercy sometimes too.

And Rocky has to suddenly reconcile that the clumsy leaky blob that saved his life twice, that almost certainly doomed himself to come back for him, name is Mercy.

till-dawn-do-us-part

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indigobuntings

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

indigobuntings

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.

krchov

(by @galwednesday)

stixy

Bro is cooking

projectquotemary

Stratt: Discipline is an incredibly important part of a child's development. When I was a kid, if I did anything childlike - yell, run around, just generally have a zest for life - I would be put in time out. And I would have to reckon with the fact that I had committed a failure of character. And that is how I became the well-adjusted woman that stands before you today.

Grace, horrified: That explains so much.

critter-of-habit

They're just silly

hasnomouth

I think it’s very funny that the ACTUAL first time Ryland swears in the PHM book is when he calls one of his 12yo students a pain in the ass (affectionately) and then later goes on to call STRATT a pain in the BUTT, I have no idea where his priorities lie

I’m not looking for the one of him calling Stratt a pain because that’s too vague and I don’t remember where but u get the point

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silly-blue-gosling

Grace's Eridian students ask what his science lessons were like on earth and they freak out when the learn he allowed his students to use FIRE for science experiments

kosmogrl

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

daysleftofsecondterm

Trying again despite it all the next 960 days

dont-judgemywaffles

grace quietly typing “brave” into rocky’s computer while not being able to say it about himself because rocky deserves access to the language he needs to express his feelings is everything to me. he knows he wasn’t brave enough to choose this, but he’s learning how to be, and rocky sees it in him without even trying.

hotvampireadjacent

https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw

littlemisspipebomb

ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.

aspiringwarriorlibrarian

The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.

baronfulmen

"The ball cleared a small hill, briefly going airborne, then zipped right across Route 94, the two-lane road splitting the park. Cars honked and slammed on their brakes. If there had been opposing traffic, Frank would have become part of a real-life game of Pong, volleying from one bumper to another.

Still in pursuit, we followed the ball toward a small lake in Motor World that had been earmarked for a fleet of tiny bumper boats for children. The area wasn’t open yet, but the empty boats were being tested and floated on the surface. The ball soared over the grass and smashed into several of them, scattering the others with rippling waves from the impact, which launched some of the boats several feet in the air.

Charlie and Ken waded into the water looking for the hatch. After some difficulty, they got it open. Charlie pulled Frank out by grabbing him under his armpits like a baby. Frank crawled up the bank, coughing and sputtering. He splayed across the grass as we all stared at the ball, which bobbed in the water like it was attached to a fishing lure.

We did not ask for the inspector’s report, nor did we ever hear of one being filed. Ken Bailey returned to Canada. The snow-makers cleared away the PVC. Told to dispose of the Bailey Ball, they rolled it into the woods, where it remained for many years."

I don't know that this beats the teeth story, but it's pretty great.

no-more-dead-dogs

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

#fae forecasts

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thesituation

i don’t feel like debating that topic much farther bc truthfully if it comes down to “women will lose to men in every sport bc they don’t have as much testosterone!!!!!” my elite feminist response is honest to god “ok we will lose with honor as equals instead of having our own special Easy Mode Female category so we can win amongst ourselves” like i’m sorry i just can’t be persuaded. i’m a brick wall. i want co-ed sports

thesituation

i bring a sort of “women can lose at some sports against men if it means being regarded as equals” vibe to the debate that “testosterone objectively increases performance” people don’t really like

c3rvida3

I think Joan of Arc's fursona would be a dog called Joan of Bark, but my partner thinks it would be a phoenix, which seems insensitive to me, but neither of us are furries, so I guess we don't really get a say either way.

swiftrunnerfelidae

I promise I’m not trying to be pretentious here. Jeanne d’Arc’s last name is d’Arc. An overly-literal translator insisted it stood for “of Arc”, and that’s why we know her as Joan of Arc. At the time, she was more commonly known as “Jeanne la Pucelle”, meaning “Joan the Maiden” or “Joan the Virgin”.

anyways since her main attack strategy was “hit them until they stop moving” I think she’d be a gorilla.

c3rvida3

*taking notes* What else do you know about this beautiful world?

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