The Book Theif

vaseline is op for fucked up skin but its texture stat is dogshit

"IT'S NOT GETTING BETTER, BABE." Me at my me.

Invasive species versus a second, stronger invasive species

Australia did this at one point, intentionally releasing cats into the bush in an attempt to control the invasive rabbit population. Now we have invasive feral cats as well as invasive rabbits👌

A third, even stronger invasive species will surely do the trick

the father who stepped up.

Rock dove (Columba livia)

i just met an actual wizard on the train and im grieving because i know i’ll never meet anyone that cool for the rest of my life

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.