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@fairyfinch
hello my name is finch [she/her]
this is mostly just me posting whatever i find funny or cute
main fandoms & ships
genshin impact: xiao/albedo, eula/ayaka
ensemble stars!: yuzuru/ibara, shu/mika, nagisa/ibara
final fantasy 14: wol/emet-selch
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they put my blood through every test under the sun and yet nowhere in the pages and pages of lab reports do they tell me what my blood type is
your neutrophils absolute? 2.71. anion gap? why, that's 11! hemoglobin A1C? a solid 5.4. and don't fret, champβyour VLDL (calculated) is a cool 12. real fascinating stuff. hm? what's that? you want to know what kind of blood you have? like, so you won't have to look your next ER nurse in the eye and tell her you have no clue what type you have right after giving her a date of birth that confirms you are over 30 years old? psh, don't be silly! we can't tell you that! it's a β¨secretβ¨
do you know your blood type??
yes, I'm certain of it
I think my family told me what it was but I'm not sure/no recent test to confirm
no, I have no clue
I don't have blood/results
bro fucking NEEDS to go in the opening and closing hole trembling and shaking bro NEEDS the dark hole
#it baffles me that there are still habsburgs
They made so so many of them...
Female birds with confusing names.
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im in actual disbelief that this just happened while i was writing down this joke to remember later
i think this isβ¦actually the most extreme stupid dove nest Iβve seen.
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Something that the US and China do have in common is everybody pretending to work for ten hours a day at their jobs while playing predatory gacha games on their phones
Not now, honey. Daddy is pretending to work so his boss doesnβt fire him. And also collecting scantily clad warriors in his mobile phone.
I'm sorry but I have one draft that I never finished but I laugh every time I see it
Writing Tip
Neither do i
Unreliable everyone
do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable
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Have you ever woken up screaming?
Have you ever woken up screaming?
Yes
No
So my beta reader for the Big Fics is an astrophysicist, right. Who is currently also writing a hard sci-fi novel about the exploration of Phobos (more power to them, I cannot with the physics required for that, best I can do is soft sci-fi/fantasy and that reminds me I should finish that story).
Anyway I was bitching about how hard it is to come up with feasible planets in Star Wars because sometimes you need a new planet from scratch and sometimes you need to know more about a planet than the 'has jungles, is probably a moon technically' than Wookieepedia will give you, and they're like 'oh yeah I can do something about that'.
So they've written (in Matlab but they swear it will run as a .exe as well and I may be conscripted to embed it as a web tool at some point) a star system generator.
You input what you know about the planet (ecosystem, population, sun colour, does it have liquid water, does it have a moon or moons, is it a moon or moons, temperature averages, atmosphere, you get me) and it will give you the... everything else about the star system, in obedience to real-universe physics. And if you input nothing you get a randomly generated star system.
And Iβm like oh I know people who will be into this with a vengeance, and they're not on Tumblr, so this is me seeing who exactly would be keen on, and I cannot stress this enough, a real-physics comprehensive star system generator.
It's still in the debugging phase (last error fixed: every planet wants to have a population of exactly 5000 regardless of other factors, turned out to be a missing equals sign somewhere), but I'm psyched for this and trying to gauge interest for how high a priority 'make this an accessible web tool' needs to be.
Crazy that y'all aren't offering obeisance to the world serpent. Its wiggles are literally cute
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! WHY HAS THIS GAME DONE EVERYTHING FIRST
its wiggles are literally cute!
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there's no fucking way
Sometimes I'll be looking at bullshit online that I know will just rile me up and I have to think of this image to get myself to stop
