Just Another Twilight Blog

I apologize for how messy this may be, it is unbeta-ed and not fully fleshed out. Overall not my best work, but I figured some of you may enjoy it.

Reader discretion is advised. MA18+ to be safe do to language, mentions of death, violence, blood, and gore.

"because of The Curse?"

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And here's how it'll look on Ao3:

Edward’s cunty little peacoat

“You don’t even say hi to me.” “…Hi.”

James’s fuckass ponytail

Victoria wearing a fur rug from IKEA as a shawl

Nomads being barefoot

Supermassive Black Hole

Flightless Bird, American Mouth

Actually I’m just going to say “the soundtrack” otherwise I’ll waste a bunch of bullets listing all the songs

Whatever the fuck kind of drugs RPattz was on when they filmed the scene where he’s in sunglasses. He was equal parts hot and unsettling, as Edward should be

Edward jumping from a tree?? The sky?? onto Bella’s truck while she washed it. Very playful and it’s the scene where they look the most in-character imo

Bella’s little fantasy montage of her and Edward goth’d out on that gaudy couch. Honestly this might be my favorite on this whole list. Where would we be as a society without this (source)

The Cullens’ baseball outfits. iirc smeyer didn’t specify their attire.

Changing Edward’s outfit for the sun reveal. I’m mad they changed the scene itself so drastically the way they did, but thank god he wasnt in that sleeveless collared dress shirt from the book

“This is the skin of a killer” is peak camp and I wouldn’t change it for the world

Nixing the gotdamn khaki skirt

Whatever the hell this is. Look at her getting in his space in his little brooding tree. Look at him perfectly matching her movement to stay close but not allow contact. The modern equivalent of a ball scene in a regency era piece (source)

Jasper being introduced as the one who always looks like he’s in pain

Bella being a headband girly

Bella being a flannel girly

“The four gray-shrouded figures hulking behind her were also somewhat familiar. I was sure I recognized the biggest one, and while I stared, trying to confirm my suspicion, Felix looked up. He let his hood fall back slightly so that I could see him wink at me and smile.”

You can't trust vampires... Trust me.