22 year vacation

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

you are not a wasteland you just need ibuprofen and a hot bath and a shower and a nutritious meal and some water and some fresh air and to do something productive and to do something creative and to do something that takes physical exertion and to do something social

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

He looks a bit different than I imagined.

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!