V/Val/Valerie

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

what was yesterday, cat?

I’m not missing it this year.

this is a Christmas post for you to like and unlike over and over to see the little snowy animation they have rn

(Olive Garden waitress voice) Everything tasting alright over here? Yall horfing up that slop like good piglets?

sometimes i see a 5'2" girly rocking an invader zim graphic tee and thigh high socks and im like bitch you better be tucked tf up underneath that hot topic miniskirt my culture is not a costume

A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

Reblog if you are daunted by the complexities and unknowns

feminism never taught me to hate men but it did help me realize that i shouldn’t prioritize them over women & it turns out that alot of men consider that to be hatred lmao.

So if you were in a room with two prisoners; a man and a woman, you’d never met, and the gender neutral soldier with the big gun told you to kill one of them, you’d automatically shoot the man?

tag yourselves I’m the gender neutral soldier with the big gun

im the completely off the wall reaction to a fairly mundane post

Your soldier with a big gun looks gnc af

another graveyard banger

spose we're all feeping stupid today

Purple Francine

Blue Lois

Yellow Linda

Green Peggy

Red Marge

is this just how it's gonna be now

Purple Francine

Teal donna

Blue Lois

Automattic bought this website for $3M

Pokemon Heritage Post

at long last i have invented a sword that is more powerful than the pen

back to the drawing board

…my stupid fucking sword sliced through the drawing board. fml