Oh, Yknow

You need to touch saltwater

i love the term "unwell"... theres something very very wrong with you. not saying what tho

I just want assurance that our souls are connected forever ever. I’m not asking for much

Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents

This isn't even a shit post that actually happened

this is the single best description i have ever heard for a cat

now that ive had my identity stolen i feel like a Real Adult

did i forget to mention it was my boss from claires and sallys that did this. the police called her and she played dumb for a minute before confessing. so at least i dont have to fight it lol

“Got my identity stolen at Claire’s” is something you’d expect from a shitpost and yet

good news! as of today my credit report no longer has my identity thief’s debt on it 😁 im freeeeeeeeere

you never think too hard abt having an apple but then you see one and think "hm i haven't had one in a long time" and then you take a bite on a whim and it's like fuuck wait this awesome #myapple. and then when you're done you'll forget about the appleful joy because it's the only way it can be experienced again

hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

person whose birthday is coming up: yeah i'm like a bodhisattva now. i don't really "want" things. yeah i've renounced all earthly desires. so no i don't know what i want for my birthday

The problem with getting popsicles is then you have popsicles in the house and every time you feel bad (mentally, physically,) you think “well why shouldn’t I have a popsicle about it”

ive been embroidering for nearly half my life and it still blows my mind how cheap it is as a hobby tbh. it can be as expensive as you want to make it, sure. I've definitely invested in nicer tools when I had the finances to do so. But relatively compared to other hobbies it's kinda nuts that a splurge on materials is like. 9 bucks for a pack of some of the fanciest needles you can buy. Silk thread for 6 dollars. The industry gold standard thread is the stuff already available at every single craft store in the USA. If you follow exacting patterns that require a lot of color changes it can add up, but those are often projects that require weeks or months of work. Let's say you had 50 color changes and the project uses most of each skein. That's months of hobby-ing right there, for about 50 dollars plus the cost of base materials which is under 10 dollars.

On a good day your local thrift should have a ton of cloth napkins, and they're terrific embroidery fabric. It's also not uncommon to find a bag of floss and hoops and The Giant Encyclopedia of Every Stitch Ever. Stitches don't change much, so instructions from the Fifties are just as good as whatever they're selling at B&N.