Gothic Literature Enthusiast

TTRPGs (pronounced "Titterpigs") were a popular form of group amusement in the early twenty-first century.

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

You never know if today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

There was a movie called Juno and the songs featured on that movie were compiled into an official soundtrack. This is generally regarded as major historical event from the 2000’s.

no i actually cant fit doing this thing that takes 5 minutes into my schedule sorry :/ i only have the entire day free i just cant

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

"alas" is a truly S tier english word. fantastic mouthfeel, makes me sound like a world-weary wizard, looks cool when written out. good job to whoever created this word.

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

tip: if you wake up on time and then lie in bed unmoving for 20 minutes you will no longer be on time

Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice

I wanna write a shamelessly self-indulgent fic where Annie Wilkes and Carrie White meet and Annie basically adopts Carrie on the spot and they kill people together as a mother-daughter duo. There will be absolutely no moral lesson, other than perhaps "Waow good for them I guess"

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls