gnomeposting

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

My partner and I noticed you from across the bar and uhh... give us the amulet

hey good luck today with whatever u got going on. u got this. and i hope something really nice happens to u today. u deserve it. 

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

I don't think this is true, but I will wait for a ruling by the sacred boar that lives in the center of the earth

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man