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ive unintentionally made "yucklet eyes" a term i use commonly so i will define it here. i dont know what anyone else calls this but yucklet eyes are when any animal does this especially if it's eyes dont normally look like that

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werewiire

welcome back victorian era cross-writing!

transheadcrab

inherent gay need to redesign my bedroom every 3 months

transheadcrab

gays, home of sexuals, lgbtqs, help me redesign my bedroom because i cant live like this anymore. make suggestions & i will move items accordingly (everything in purple is stuff i can move). only requirement is that my bed is in some corner bc if it doesn’t touch two walls ill die

aaays-and-bees

Barricade the door

transheadcrab

great ! are there other suggestions that arent this !

maidthings

my 37 year old vampire girlfriend keeps telling me i simply don't understand the woes of immortality as if I didn't also own a VHS player or visit a blockbuster a few times as a kid

maidthings

she keeps staring off into the distance saying those shit like "those as youthful as you know not what horrors lie in your past" even though we both know damn well she's talking about the 2008 financial crash

pros: obsidian’s working on a fallout game

cons: I QUITE LIKED AVOWED

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segamascott

taylor swift invited a guy who owns and operates an ice detention center to her wedding swifties can pack it up forever now your bitch is awful

originalitysquared

Wild how no one made announcements like this about P.Diddy when his trial was happening.

Wild how abusive artists like Micheal Jackson can have biography movies made and not a single mention of accused abuses or the subsequent trials will be mentioned.

Hmmmm I wonder why people feel the need to explicitly condemn women and any action they may have possibly been a part of (like inviting a shitty guy to your wedding) yet do not extend this same behavior to men in the same industry who commit abuse and atrocities on a much larger scale 🤔?

segamascott

yeah i hate concentration camps because i hate women you caught me

originalitysquared

No, you feel the need to publicly denounce Taylor Swift because you hate women.

Taylor Swift doesn't run a concentration camp, even your retort attempting to be cute shows your ignorance and generalization of the topic.

segamascott

i've never attempted to be cute in my life it comes very naturally to me ☺️ like compartmentalization for you

mxtomituck

“You clearly hate women”, concludes the blogger after seeing yet another valid criticism of a music artist so powerful she can single-handedly grind an entire major city to a halt for her wedding, or can increase CO2 emissions in a statistically significant way when she doesn’t want to deal with Los Angeles traffic.

With a satisfied smile, the blogger lets their brain return to a warm and gentle B-mode where criticism of any other celebrity does not exist, because the blogger’s favorite singer is the One True Celebrity. The blogger need not read the vast amounts of criticisms of the latest Michael Jackson biopic. The blogger need not pay attention to any post not tagged with the name of their One True Celebrity.

One day, the blogger knows, they will receive their Eternal Reward for being a True Fan of the One True Celebrity and defending her from all the blind, sexist sheep who only pretend to care about the climate and immigrants and the normalization of fascism and racist dog whistles and stopping the onslaught of end-stage capitalism so that they can dunk on a beautiful, white, innocent, frail little flower of a woman who needs the protection of someone Chosen - like the blogger.

With a self-satisfied smirk, the blogger returns to their Matrix-style sleep pod filled with pony beads instead of slime and hooks themselves in, returning to a slumber that will power Taylor’s personal vibrator until the next Google Alert wakes the blogger for another round of defense. As the blogger drifts into slumber, their eyes fluttering, Taylor’s voice can be heard, praising the Chosen blogger’s efforts, her beautiful, melodic voice line only interrupted by the customized name portion which sounds like the CVS phone voice:

“Thank you, [Pleasure Wand Power Unit 758]! You sure did a good job [defending my friendship with people who run concentration camps]. Don’t forget to buy the seven new re-releases of my last twelve albums in special edition cases! My honeymoon isn’t going to pay for itself!”

Smiling, the blogger returns to the nether once more, dreaming only of the twelve new versions of old songs they’d soon be able to buy, screwing over younger, up-and-coming women in the music industry (who are sexist for trying to be women in the industry that belongs to Taylor).

phantomrose96

I think Elon Musk has done irreparable damage to the tech industry.

phantomrose96

Elon bought twitter in late 2022, fired 75% of the employees, and 'proved' the platform could limp along under the 'wear 4 hats at once' efforts of the remaining employees, and the rest of big tech got big ideas.

phantomrose96

There are many intersecting elements at play between the tech market downturn in late 2022 and the interest rates hikes and the reduced need for online infrastructure post-quarantine and the advent of AI. But big tech are a bunch of homework-copying lemmings and that Reddit-brained manchild kicked over the first 6,000 dominos.

#i’m trying not to be so doomerism about it because i love eso to bits however #i saw an interview from a remaining? dev who said eso funds a shit ton of projects at xbox (like minecraft does)#only reason they would’ve gutted the team i think is because of people going meh meh meh elder scrolls 6 and blamed eso #when the devs at zenimax wouldn’t even be working on es6. it’s a different company.#sure bethesda’s parent company but not bethesda themselves #tiny elongated muskrat brain rotted techheads who loose it when their earnings loose a single digit #married to the impossible idea of infinite growth

homunculus-argument

We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

mmmm koldane cartel jack…..

#spark plays too much eso

i went to close eso on my ps5 to check for an update and DELETED IT ON ACCIDENT

#spark plays too much eso #ahahaha yayyy……..#at least i have a playstation portal…..

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queerautism

Hey so as the economy continues to get worse in the next few years, gambling companies are going to go extra hardcore predatory as people become more desperate. Yes, even more than they already are. You have to promise me right now you're not going to fall for it. No gambling, okay?

This is going to be especially bad with prediction markets and sports gambling, and it's already really fucking bad. But it also goes for loot boxes, blind box collectables, trading card games, and ESPECIALLY gacha games.

machine-unlearning

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

dragongirlsweetie

i know the death note is supposed to be a cautionary tale but. just give it to me. it would make all of this so much easier

dragongirlsweetie

after a few months they would just run out of guys to make president. nobody would wanna do it they'd be like i don't want to get a heart attack no thank you

devpalmer

military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it

devpalmer

whale fall side of tumblr you understand me

hadesisqueer

We need to talk about the fact that some gay men think that just because they're gay they're allowed to say the most misogynistic thing possible without someone calling them out

hadesisqueer

"Oh but some women are homophobic" and I'm gonna call them out too. The same way I will tell off a person for being transphobic even if they're POC or I will berate a trans person if they're racist regardless of anything. Facing discrimination doesn't give anyone the right of being a bigot.

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scribbletalks

i need people to know that warlock girl went on to win that season of America’s Next Top Model by like a significant margin

stitch-n

“My escapism is better than your escapism!!!”

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