Professional Snuggler

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’”

Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag

knowing when not to open the comments is a skill

blocking tip: you don't have to wait to have a negative interaction with someone to block them. you can block them without ever interacting with them. I can't tell you how many times I've seen someone being rude to someone else and preemptively blocked them

"why'd they block me? we've never talked" bro if i see you being nasty to the bartender i'm not gonna chat you up

A pleasure to have in the labyrinth

TTRPGs (pronounced "Titterpigs") were a popular form of group amusement in the early twenty-first century.

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

my mom called our lazy susan a sleazy susan by accident once and now I can't call it anything else

i am genuinely so curious as to what went into the skyrim design choice that, when enemies are low health, they beg for their lives…but if you leave them, they just get straight back up again and start killing you

Todd Howard can't comprehend mercy.

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play