Professional Snuggler

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

Don't fall for it.

Limos are such a stupid status symbol. Like yeah I'm rich. Did you see how long my car

you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.

That’s it. I’m sick of your nonsense. (Magically transmogrifies you into Agnes Digital until you learn how to behave)

let's play a fun game where we call people the pronouns that they ask to be called we can have so much fun together

it's just me, my leg hair, and this plastic fork against the world #myzengarden

one of the worst things abt being australian is always seeing out of touch thursday posts on fridays. makes me feel somewhat. out of touch.

sometimes on the tumblr app you click on an image to see it fullscreen and it will give you a completely different image it has sourced from the fucking aether. i hope they never fix this because i got flashbanged with an image of scooby doo calling me a ‘raggot’

can i get an amen break burger