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We were doing an activity where the kids got to make a playbill for a musical about themselves and all the other kids were like “character list: mommy, daddy, me, my brother, my best friend” “scenes: I get a puppy, first day of school, my baby sister is born”

When you see a Prep in hottopic

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

why are people reblogging this again

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

There's other places in Turtle Island that need help but right now I can't find any emergency donation fundraisers for them right now. Places I was able to locate on the Wildfire map as more severely affected are:

Ok like. Imagine life without ads. You wake up, check your messages across a variety of apps, no ads. You get up and put on the tv while you prep your breakfast, no ads. Maybe you drive somewhere and switch on the radio, no ads. Maybe you drive a long distance, yet somehow, not a single billboard on your path. You pick up a newspaper or magazine to pass the time, no advertisements only articles. You turn on your game console, the home screen is just about your games, no ads to buy more. You open a streaming app, you don't pay extra for no ads, there's just no ads ever.

Never heard of this slide so I clicked on the link and saw the video of the police officer being absolutely spat out of the chute, and I mean I thought I was watching a dummy dressed as a policeman before the guy moved. And then I look at the description that says: