Professional Snuggler

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

hi I’m the guy that made that post. Yours is funnier

I fucking escaped The Narrative but it’s nothing but developer textures out here and the level looks like shit from outside so I’m starting to wonder if I can clip back in somewhere. Plz advise

Your capacity for evil is showing

does it make me look cute

they should have named the "friday the 13th" sequels "friday the 14th", "friday the 15th", "friday the 16th", etc. so eventually everyone would be scared Every Day

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

don't worry kitten daddy got it

start worrying kitten daddy fucked up

Oh what fun! Username Lotsofnumbers von Empty Blog wants to engage in good faith discourse and stimulating intellectual gamesmanship. Jeeves! Fetch me my typing gloves, the good ones with the lamb skin! And tell Baronness Widdershins that I shan't be attending the gala tonight!

the mercedes clr incident at le mans is one of the only racing crashes i feel comfortable laughing at because a) nobody was seriously injured and b) it is a little funny that mercedes watched their car do That and were like "okay. uh. you know what we're just never doing le mans ever again"