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best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in their timezone when they start posting suspiciously estrogenic char aznable

Sad to report that after 23-ish years of sticking his leggy out real far, Smokey went across the rainbow bridge this week 🌈

oh no!!!

my ribcage split open, revealing a grotesque, vertical maw, slavering and bleeding, with uneven rows of jagged and splintered ribs for teeth!!!

and prom is TOMORROW!!!

rb to bonk prev with an empty paper towel roll

I went to every afterlife and there wasn't a single goomba in any of them. Where the fuck are these things going