Jag väntar

my favourite thing about that Lucille Bluth “good for her” reaction image that’s so popular is that she’s referring to a news report about a woman who locked her 3 kids in a car and let it roll backwards into a lake.

sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

ma'am will you stop being in labor your husband is doing the worm

He feet too big for he gotdam leg too big for he gotdam body too big for he gotdam head

gonna go stand in a creek do you guys need anything

god finally a reasonable request

I’m losing it I just walked in front of a parked car in front of a hotel and I had the right of way but this dude didn’t realize his window was cracked and he mumbled “I’ll run you over” as I think we have all said to ourselves about pedestrians before but I said “cool do it” and he looked mortified

@luminouso