I'm sorry, but Alex's reaction to all kind of eggs is so fucking hilarious
Dude just opens it in front of us and eats it like that lmao
Pass for evil egg tho
ALEX NO-
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I'm sorry, but Alex's reaction to all kind of eggs is so fucking hilarious
Dude just opens it in front of us and eats it like that lmao
Pass for evil egg tho
ALEX NO-

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So I went on a double date last night with a friend and his boyfriend. We were catching up waiting for my girlfriend to arrive and he said that there was a piece I’d made that he couldn’t find in my shop.
I was curious and said, “Oh, I don’t post everything I guess, which one was it?”
He started scrolling through his phone and said he wanted it to go with my fire hydrant. You might remember this little number I painted:
He bought it as a wood canvas print and loves it. I was so curious what I made that he wanted to go along with that painting.
Finally he says triumphantly, “this one!”
I started laughing hysterically. I said, “You want my little pool floaty??? I made that in 15 minutes while the professor went over the syllabus!”
And he looked down at his phone with love and said, “I just think it’s so cool. I know that ones painted and one is 3D but they just go together. It reminds me of fortnite. I don’t play fortnite but it reminds me of it.”
So I promised him I’d list the pool floaty in my shop. I didn’t know who’d buy a fire hydrant either and I was wrong about that.
How do you think J'onn and Ma'al would react to the prospect of having to babysit a chaotic 4 year old?
Refitting this question to J'onn and Ma'al taking care of a four year old K'hym:
cracked under the pressure.
cracked under the pressure, in another way. As twins they find different ways to get to the same place.
If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
Same guys btw. So they did turn out good yeah
I often think about what a goddamn feat, what an astonishing creative trial it would be to film Nona the Ninth as a live-action, purely thinking about actors. Because like,
on one hand, you've got two actors who up until now have played Harrow (and a bit of Gideon) and G1deon (with a liiittle bit of Pyrrha) now playing Pyrrha and Nona. It's wildly different characters, wildly different mannerisms and speaking styles, with a completely opposite dynamic. That in itself would be amazing to watch two good actors pull off.
But then
You've got Camilla's body now housing Camilla and Palamedes.
Can you imagine the tape recorder scene?
Nona presses play and starts listening, then the visual cuts to a shot of Camilla, sat down recorder in hand, halfway through her line before pressing pause and rewind, then she closes her eyes for a half second and when she opens them it's Palamedes, with Palamedes's body language, pressing play and hearing the line again, reacting with a whole different set of expressions.
The whole conversation, delivered through a single shot that slowly zooms in, then out, on that one actor. Camilla almost giving a small, dry half-smile as she deadpans “You thought it was your agenda? Huh”, Palamedes hearing it play back and taking a moment because his eyes are getting teary, then “I cannot bear the thought of losing you”, Camilla then bringing a hand to her own cheek because it's wet? Then “Love and freedom can't coexist, Warden” and Camilla giving herself a hug so Palamedes can wake into it.
After the conversation is done, looking strained, Camilla immediately takes a tissue to her nostril—when she takes it away, here's some blood on it.
Do you see my vision. I think a scene like that, well-executed, would take out most of us.
Ofc you'd also have that actor playing Paul, who would keep some mannerisms but integrate them into a new, confident body language, and also Palamedes being played briefly (and up to one of the most emotional scenes) by the actor for Naberius, who would mostly have been playing Ianthe, and then the actor for Ianthe shows up at the end—and, unless we're doing a double casting, she might have been playing Crown until then.

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>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’
>look inside
>forefather of that genre
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''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.
the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.
things in phm that really tickled me as a marine biologist:
the concept of star-eating microbes causing a crisis and the solution being the introduction of space wolves to space yellowstone to control the space elk population. i love a good trophic cascade
dr ryland grace immediately pitching "turn the spaceship into a giant centrifuge to generate gravity" and then not balancing his actual centrifuge later on
the entire "life is reason" scene really
grace forgetting to open the mystery alien container in a fume hood AND immediately sticking his nose in it. if we did this in chemistry lab we were executed on the spot
academia drama being one of the cornerstones of grace's character
grace switching through every spectrum setting on the microscope to try to see into the astrophages and not being able to (relatable)
also: the astrophage dying and grace going "ohhh it died..." (very relatable)
grace having his not-scientist buddy Carl to give him frank solutions when he's overthinking. yes, often the solution is just to put the box in another box
copious duct tape usage
just sticking a filter into the path of the petrova line to collect astrophage goop
eva going "so it's alive" when grace tells them the astrophage are moving, and him being like "WELL ok that could be for a lot of reasons" in the tone of someone who doesn't even know where to start explaining why that's a hasty assumption
grace referring to the first new astrophage as his and carl's baby multiple times (HIGHLY relatable)
humanity's greatest hope being a teacher. humanity being saved by grace's ability to find novel ways to communicate well with others -- something that made him excellent as an educator, and enabled him to bond with rocky
The complete set 💚❤️💙
Adrian, Petrova line, Erid

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My mother in law an avid SCA participant is riled up about someone at the Ren Fest who insists on calling himself a Potato Farmer.
“It’s historically inaccurate! He should be a cabbage or turnip farmer. I refuse to call him a potato farmer. On principle.”
He refuses to change. He likes potatoes better.
I thought her ire might’ve been because she’s volunteering in the educational section and didn’t want him to spread misinformation.
But when I probed she said he’s a volunteer performer and I was like. “There were potatoes in the 1600’s…”
“I know, but I like to give him shit,” was her response.
Saw someone smoking while riding a bike. I feel like that’s a net zero. +1 to stamina, -1 to endurance. Fascinating.
Entrapta: And is there a Mrs. Hordak, or...?
Catra: *quietly* Are you flirting with the fucking Horde Lord?
Entrapta: He is fucking hot.
"Are you loyal?" "I'm loyal to you."
(lyrics from "A Light or Somethin'" for Warriors the Musical)

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Catra, motioning to Hordak and Wrong Hordak, dressed the same and with the same hair style: Okay, here’s a test. Which one is your husband and which one isn’t? You can’t ask them questions, just guess.
Entrapta: Well, only one way to know.
Entrapta: *jumps into one’s arms and kisses him aggressively*
Entrapta: Yeah, this one is Hordak.
Wrong Hordak: MOM THAT COULD’VE BEEN ME! EW!
Entrapta: Oh, I knew which one was which immediately. I just wanted to do that.
Hordak: *Hordak.exe has stopping functioning*
Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Hell yeah moon holiday
Ooh coming up we should celebrate
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY
moon day is 20th July!!!
Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!
Happy moon day to all who celebrate
This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.
OH HEY, THATS TOMORROW