i ████ you so fucking much

Rhps being played on the sphere is funny as hell. Still bleak, but funny

your fucking "counter cultural" "queer" masterpiece is being put on the giant ugly orb in las vegas. maybe its time to really look at it and see if its worth your attachment to it.

the first rule of omorashi is to have fun and pee yourself

not to be bitter but i think if you call yourself AFAB(Trans Male) you deserve to have your entire life be made up of stuff like this. I hope get nasty looks you next time you go the womens restroom because "its more comfortable"

you CAN get her pregnant. keep shoving your feet in her face

i can't wait to see you full of my heirs~!

we can play a fun game where you pick some trait you think is your immutable self, and I can carve it out of you and leave it sitting uselessly in a surgical tray. Its all just meat, nothing more, nothing less

did you know that you can wear swimsuits underneath your normal clothes

did you know that swimsuits chaffe like hell without the water

pee yourself?

told my wife I wouldnt mind if she actually resisted during our cnc scenes and she just sort of looked at me sheepishly and said she was

i love being strong