Shrimp! Heaven! Now!

they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

meant an alternative milk .

It’s uncomfortable how the cutting board and cabinets split the picture in halves.

It's meant to symbolize the division created by the eggnog

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

Reblog if you don’t have a tumblr 

OH. can’t believe I forgot about such an important part of art history my apologies

scroll for me my angel of blogging

knock knock

who's there

deez

deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise

alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.

hi im your cat do you mind if i touch your coffee. do you mind if i put my whole foot in your coffee