ratboy genius

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

I miss being 9 years old and watching alien sighting videos on YouTube and getting so scared I felt sick

no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s

everything will probably be fine but i have to get really anxious just in case

"Its in the bone structure 🤓☝️" As if he had just gotten back from a seminar on analyzing conventional attractiveness like okay professor fag-

i made this post in like 2015, making fun of the kind of #90skids nostalgiabait you saw with the same phrase and characters from dexter’s lab hey arnold catdog etc, replaced with these meme characters that at the time were just fading in popularity a couple of years before. now more than 10 years later, with people reblogging this i feel the ironic detachment of the original post has rusted and collapsed, and what’s left is a bunch of people that really remember these guys…and their childhood was awesome!

friend who isnt going to make it voice: yeah i fuck with ammonia

when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don't know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.

The masculine urge to eat food to live

The feminine urge to fucking starve and die I guess?

Yeah

I hope Chappell Roan learns the important life lesson that we all must learn at some point to always google a french person before publicly mourning their passing