W Corp's dog.

had a friend tell me once she would NEVER eat a fig because “did you know they are pollinated by WASPS??” a lot of people do not think about anything ever

May I please have 1 everything

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

Interesting I like it

so just because i ahve a rare and incurable condition where i can only understand human suffering thru the lens of showtunes and cartoons aimed at preteens means my posts about labor disputes aren't insightful? tch [turns on my heel and like five pins fall off my little backpack with nothing inside except the leather journal i'm writing my fantasy novel in] [turns back around immediately] so yeah it's sort of a chaotic found family story and it's like really wholesome but feral AF and there's a lot of queer representation

I Literally miss armpits so bad mann

i don't have a tip for this one hi helly sorry

hi can you give me a veryclose hug

hi you're not getting that

on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.

“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”

so sad forever twitter killed bot api thing because fiskbot has been like crucial to my grammar vocabulary essence development

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

It exists and it's called Portland, Oregon