sleve mcdichael

honestly, out of all the games that might have patch notes reading “fixed a Geneva convention violation”, Stardew Valley was not one I expected.

had this guy come into the store todayy and he had a full on coughing fit in the aisle he was wearing one of those blue generic masks and he was coughing so bad he was turning red and he came to the till and in between coughs and eye waterings he said ‘its not covid i picked this mask up off the floor and i think it has cat hair in it’ and then his card declined and he left

Ya’ll be like “Shang was having a bi freak out, realizing he was into Ping”. NO HE WASN’T. He already knew he was into men. His bisexual freak out was when he realized Ping was Mulan and hey maybe he’s into girls too whatdoya know?

Legit you think a bi man who has always been in such a male-dominated space like the army hadn’t already figured out that he liked men? Come oooonnnn… It’s women he has rarely had contact with and has no idea how to talk to or flirt with (you fight good) I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL.

In “A Girl Worth Fighting For” Shang has zero lines I REST MY FUCKING CASE.

[image description: the tags screenshotted read ‘by which I mean transfemmes are hated for their agab, and even moreso if they aren’t fem enough/like being masc, transmascs are ‘gender traitors’, butch women are told they SOMEHOW copy the male gaze, anyone attracted to men is somehow passing on man germs which. listen to urself, it’s uuuuuh the r@df/em talking points :///, (can u tell this was hard to phrase lol, cldnt say association w ‘men’ bc trans guys Are men, wanted to make sure that last bit was in parentheses, bc transfemmes are seen as masc even if they Are super feminine, but yh my point is u don’t get more queer points for being closer to (heavily cisnormative) femininity), also queer masculinity is good and beautiful!!, some ppl are queer in masculine ways!!!, anyway, mine, misc’ end description]

it's true. where the fuck did you find this digital upload of my heterosexual parents' engagement photos

this is both the best and worst way to find out there’s gonna be a space jam 2

gen z pls pls pls don’t fall for the millenials vs gen z bullshit that’s being fed to us. nobody actually cares about the stupid things that they’re saying millenials are mad about. they’re writing this stuff specifically to create a generational divide.