Fab-Abbz

credit to peachadler on twitter!

Source: https://reddit.com/r/ArtefactPorn/comments/enghqf/flint_handaxe_with_a_fossilized_shell_carefully/

Source: https://reddit.com/r/ArtefactPorn/comments/eqd3u8/portrait_of_a_roman_made_on_glass_the_find_was/

I got nothing to prove.

http://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/314217

OBVIOUSLY ARCHAEOLOGY

Peak sexy archaeologist/bandit.

The inherent eroticism of having almost every inch of you covered 

The view is good, and the valley ain’t half bad either

Nothin sexier. Nothin.

Not sure why I bothered with my sexy sun hat that day. No sun was getting through the smoke.

The dust-face really spices things up

dig attire … 

Nothing sexier than exhaustion and dirt

napping is an essential part of the job as we all know

Cargo pants and big ugly hats are really coming back into fashion, I heard.

Dig clothes is the same

It’s even better when you’re digging in England. This was June by the way.

We can even pull off hard hats.

I’m really digging this post.

Titled: Paint me like one of your trench girls.

sexy even in our candid moments.

Also, note the super attractive “survey jump” after a day in 100 F degree heat, covered in sweat and dirt.

for anyone that’s having a bad day, here are pictures of animals sniffing flowers

ASMR 🤠 Cowboy Daddy Taking Your Doubts Away & Telling You To Have Faith ✨ Mango Tapping Sounds 🥭

Full credit to my lovely friend @glitterbazooka for the pick-up lines on these, your ideas never fail to put a smile on my face!

Full credit to @bisexualmoron for the pick-up lines! She’s the brains behind the operation, I’m just the Photoshop monkey.

But wait! There’s more! 😱 With these cards and the last year’s model you’ll surely amaze any recipient. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Happy birthday to Lara Croft ➸ February 14 🥳🥰💖