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like ur out of ur mind if u think he didnt fuck that rock. at least once. even if you dont think its a romantic thing between them (which it is) you really think you can put two of the most curious beings in the literal entire universe together in an enclosed space for 4 years and theyre not gonna get a little handsy? dont make me mad.

"heres how we say one. how do you say one?" "heres how i eat. how do you eat?" "heres how i get off. how do you get off?" its simple its logical its scientific. and its also romantic and horny as fuck

big and cutes my me at you

the girl who is trapped in my computer and phone should be trapped in my arms and bed instead

a thousand thanks for everyone who's donated so far by the way!!! I appreciate yall so much!!!! <3<3

sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

i think once u successfully win a debate there should be a period where they let you get out all the ad hominems you were holding back

I saw a short guy with the largest thighs i've ever seen on a man and i audibly said jesus fuck without realizing it and he turned around but didn't see me and my dick almost flew right off

The coworker next to me was like "what is it with gay men and thighs? i don't get it" and like you absolutely do not understand janice mind your own fucking business im eating with my eyes