wine drunkkk. lords and ladies I don’t think it counts against my vow of chastity if I fuck my squire like it’s not even a big deal

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the xbox is a Machine. the playstation is a Device. the switch is a Toy. the personal computer is also a Machine. what the world needs, is a way to play video games on a Contraption

you fool. that's pinball

writing is so fun

writing is impossible why does anyone do this

Come back, I have to tell you the plot of a fic I’ll never write and get you excited about it so we can all be disappointed with me later

He definitely gives off a "s-s-sarge... amai... amai gunna mm-mm-make it?" vibe.

Those eyes were meant to dilate staring at the sky

Yeah sure I'll sexualize that fictional man, it's 5 o'clock somewhere

i avoid printers at all costs but deep down i think i should've been a printer. life so easy. i sit there all squarelike and when someone has a minor task for me i goFUCK YOU

"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.