filthy/gorgeous

Uh… How did you manage that?

An expert level of clumsiness.

Ah… y’know, you’re supposed to keep the towels away from the flame… right? Cotton’s pretty flammable. 

That was a day one lesson at culinary school, but accidents happen. Cooks get burned constantly. That’s just the way it is.

Dude. How’d that happen?

I was taking a cast iron skillet out of the oven with it, accidentally set it in the wrong place and WHOOSH, up in flames.

But being tipsy while handling cooking shit is a one way ticket to Burn Town, Emergency Room, USA.

Practically everyone in this town smokes weed. Trust me, I should know. Even your brother’s goody-goody save-the-world baby momma. I think you’re cool. As for the other shit? No one needs to know.

I took a sip. I was hardly tipsy. Accidents happen, Spence.

You’re the least discreet dealer I’ve ever known. Lord help us all if you ever get arrested and they want the names of your clients.

I’ve almost mastered the art of instant ramen and I can pour cereal and milk like a bad ass.

Not bad. Do you make the ramen as is or do you add things to it? If you don’t, that could up your cooking game tenfold.

Twenty bucks says you didn’t do it on accident. Kitchen towels are for pussies.

Kitchen towels are for people covered in enough burn scars to want to avoid getting another.

Dude…. How? It wasn’t the ones mom gave you, right? ‘Cause you know she’ll be pissed if it was. 

Accidents happen. 

It... yes. She’ll be pissed, and then she’ll realize that the most important thing is that I wasn’t hurt and I didn’t burn down my apartment building... right?

1: Do you have a crush at the moment?

2: Have you ever been deeply in love?

3: Longest relationship you've ever been in?

4: Have you ever changed for someone?

5: How is your relationship with your ex?

6: Have you ever been cheated on?

7: Have you ever cheated?

8: Would you date someone who's well known for cheating?

9: What's the most important part of a relationship?

10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?

11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?

12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?

13: What's one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?

14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?

15: Do you believe in the phrase "age is just a number"?

16: Do you believe in "love at first sight"?

17: Do you believe it's possible to fall in love on the internet?

18: What do you consider a deal breaker?

19: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?

20: Are you currently in a relationship?

21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?

22: Do you think people should date their friends?

23: How many relationships have you had?

24: Do you think love can last forever?

25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?

26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?

27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?

28: Do you think long distance relationships can work?

29: What do you notice first about another person?

30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?

31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?

32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?

33: Do you want to get married one day?

34: What do you think about getting your partner's name tattooed?

35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?

36: Are you still a virgin?

37: What's more important: Looks or personality?

38: Do you enjoy love films?

39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses?

40: Have you ever had a valentine?

41: What's your imagination of a "perfect date"?

42: Have you ever read "Romeo & Juliet"?

43: What's more important: Your partner or your friends?

44: Would you consider yourself "romantic"?

45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?

46: Have you ever been "friendzoned"?

47: Which "famous couple" is your favorite?

48: What's your favorite love song?

49: Have you ever broken someone's heart?

50: If you're single, why do you think you are?

51: Would you rather date someone who's rich but a douchebag or someone who's poor but a nice guy?

52: Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships?

53: Are you jealous of couples when you're single?

54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on facebook)?

55: Would you consider yourself "clingy", "overly attached" or "jealous"?

56: Have you ever "destroyed" a relationship?

57: Do you think it's silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?

58: Are you the "dominant" or the "submissive" part in a relationship?

59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner's birthday or your anniversary?

60: What's your opinion on open relationships?

61: Who's more important: Your partner or your family?

62: How do you define "cheating"?

63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?

64: Do you think Valentine's Day is overrated?

1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.

2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

4) What do you think about most?

5) Ever had a poem or song written about you?

6) Do you have any strange phobias?

7) What's your religion?

8) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

9) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

10) What was the last lie you told?

11) Do you believe in karma?

12) What does your URL mean?

13) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

14) Who is your celebrity crush?

15) How do you vent your anger?

16) Do you have a collection of anything?

17) Are you happy with the person you've become?

18) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?

19) What's your biggest "what if"?

20) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

21) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

22) Smell the air. What do you smell?

23) What's the worst place you have ever been to?

24) Most attractive singer/s of your opposite gender?

25) To you, what is the meaning of life?

26) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

27) What was the last movie you saw?

28) What's the worst injury you've ever had?

29) Do you have any obsessions right now?

30) Ever had a rumor spread about you?

31) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

32) What is your astrological sign?

33) What's the last thing you purchased?

34) Love or lust?

35) In a relationship?

36) How many relationships have you had?

37) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

38) Where is your best friend?

39) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

40) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

41) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

42) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

43) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

44) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

45) How can I win your heart?

46) Can insanity bring on more creativity?

47) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

48) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

49) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "heart."

50) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?

51) What is your current desktop picture?

52) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

53) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?

54) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

55) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

56) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

57) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

58) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

59) Ever been on a plane?

60) Give me your top 5 hottest celebrities.

…Do you expect a medal for having siblings? Because, hun, if that were the case, all of us would have medals. You’re not special. 

Good thing I never claimed to be.

Just thought you could use a little bit of reminding. Really, it should be obvious that you shouldn’t keep those things next to an open flame, especially if you’re a “chef”. Is that self-declared or do you have an actual certificate? 

I work as a chef and everything, but I’ll never need to be reminded that I’m an idiot. I have two brothers.

You’re an idiot. 

Any reason you’re stating what anyone who knows me is already aware of?

So long as you didn’t light the food on fire, I’d say you’re in the clear, Weston. However, you’re not doing that great of a job of convincing me to let you cook for me. Maybe I’d have to you over at mine instead, and we order in. Give you the night off, so you can relax. I’ve heard I’m good at getting a man to unwind. 

The food was never in danger. I rescued it before the towels... I have proper priorities. I’ll come by, you cook for me, and I’ll be the judge of just how relaxing you can be. Deal?

I don’t think so, I think the apartment just got too hot last night, and she ate too much ice cream before bed. She’s fine now, but poor thing.

That’ll do it. I’d make her soup, but if you think she’s going to be better... Unless you want soup, of course.

I can’t say I’m a professional chef, but that’s one of the reasons I don’t cook. I tend to burn things and start fires. But on the bright side, new kitchen towels?

Any excuse to go to the restaurant supply store for me, really. I’ll go for kitchen towels and come home with 20 other things. Do you ever cook anything?

Try not to burn yourself into a crisp, yeah? If you go, it’d be up to me to watch over Tony all by myself, and that’s asking for way too much responsibility from someone who already has their hands full with their own kid.  

Was I supposed to be watching over Tony? I just handed him a couple pairs of scissors and told him to go run around with them. I’m sure he’ll be fine.

Maybe you should cut back on certain pleasures so you can have your wits about you next time.

But wine is such an important component of cooking.

Maybe we shouldn’t talk about certain pleasures so openly.