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CORA: Jacob might fight you for that role.
CORA: But thank you. Is it alright if I drop her off Friday night and pick her up Sunday morning?
ASHER: As if Jake would ever stand a chance.
ASHER: Of course it is. Is everything alright, though? Is the baby good?
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CORA: Do you want to take your niece this weekend?
CORA: Please?
CORA: I'll pay you.
CORA: I'm poor but I'll pay you.
CORA: Don't make me ask Mom and Dad, they'll want to know why and I'd rather keep them out of my business.
ASHER: For some reason, you're under the assumption that /I/ wouldn't ask you what you're doing.
ASHER: But sure, you know my home is open to Ana any time - no need to pay me. Last time she was here, she sat through the The Empire Strikes Back very patiently and I rewarded her by watching Finding Dory with her. She has good taste. Must take after her favorite uncle.
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Gav: How is it that I've managed to hit on three straight guys at Scandals? What kind of gay club is this?
Asher: Better yet, how is it that you're back at Scandals when you know the best they offer is middle-aged men looking for a break from the monotony of their hetero marriage and little twinks still in high school who managed to get their hands on a semi-passable fake ID?
Asher: You're better than this, Shepherd. πͺ
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MJ: You're right, this is stupid.
MJ: I need to start ghosting him.
MJ: Get over this stupid, toxic crush.
ASHER: Come out with me instead.
ASHER: Ghost him, and we can make out while slightly drunk to try and get guys to look at us.
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MJ: I DON'T KNOW THIS IS ALL VERY CONFUSING.
MJ: I think you may be right. I need to cut ties with him.
MJ: I've ghosted a ton of people before. This should be no different, right?
MJ: Right?!
ASHER: Right.
ASHER: And if not, then -- my condolences.
ASHER: Seriously, it's just a guy. How good can he be?
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MJ: It wasn't even his dick. I mean, sure, he's great in bed. Never disappoints.
MJ: But I don't know. I like his personality or whatever.
MJ: I sound gross.
MJ: And no, it wasn't the guy from the club.
ASHER: His personality?
ASHER: Who are you?
ASHER: Usually, my solution to things isn't to stop having sex, but in your case, it might help before you're too far gone.
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MJ: Untrue, they don't always have to.
MJ: There are some badass couples out there who aren't gross.
ASHER: So you /are/ thinking about coupling up?
ASHER: Well, now I wanna know what dick was good enough to even get that thought to cross your mind.
ASHER: Was it the guy from the club last weekend? Because you had a lil' too much to drink. He wasn't even that hot, nor is he /that/ good in bed.
ASHER: Been there, done that.
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MJ: I'm going to throw up.
MJ: I hate all of that.
ASHER: This is what crushes become.
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MJ: Make something happen? Like a relationship? Ew.
ASHER: You can go to the farmer's market together on Sundays.
ASHER: Wear his class ring.
ASHER: Give only one dick a blowjob for the rest of your life.
ASHER: God, that sounds fucking awful.
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MJ: I have, it apparently didn't work.
ASHER: So stop sleeping with them or grow a pair and make something happen.
ASHER: Just know I'm never gonna let you live it down.
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MJ: That doesn't mean I want to tell you who.
MJ: I want you to tell me how to get rid of it.
ASHER: Sleep with someone hotter. Bam, done.
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MJ: Why would I tell you that?
ASHER: You were literally the one to bring it up.
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MJ: What does it feel like to have a crush?
MJ: Wait, I shouldn't ask you that -- you probably don't know, either.
MJ: I think I have one.
ASHER: Hah.
ASHER: Gross.
ASHER: On who?
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MJ: I'm not your sister, I know how to keep myself child-free.
MJ: Asshole.
ASHER: That's probably what my parents thought, too, but look where we are now.
ASHER: What did you do, though?
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MJ: I think I made a mistake.
ASHER: Abortion is a valid option that you shouldn't rule out right from the start. Ultimately, it's your body. I'm not changing diapers, though.
Queer Eye | S01:E05
