as the poet sings

there are’m only 23 types of people in the world

big fan of when a character is dead and the narrative frames them in a very angelic, soft, gentle manner but then it turns out not only are they still alive (plot twist) but theyre alive in the most gruesome and horrific way. your loving kind mentor who motivates you to fight in their memory came back wrong and theres blood and dirt under their fingernails from clawing they way out of the grave.

NO! Where’s the non-metals and metaloids?!

are they hydrogen or helium

oxygen, carbon, sulfur, xenon, iodine, neon, etc etc.

ooo okay i see the confusion. you're listing off a bunch of metals there

…. You’re breaking my chemistry nerd brain. Hhhuuuhhhh???

im an astrophysicist

but but, science is science?!

and different fields of science have different conventions and definitions for their unique contexts

problematic mosquito bite gap relationship

look all i'm saying is if you take me out to dinner in the late spring to early autumn period you're not really on a date with Me. your date is bugs.

"Happy anniversary my love! I got you Permethrin."

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

For the people in the notes, this is not AI. A simple search online will find it on news sites.

Is there an elf out there that knows they were the last one to ever be born? How fucked up is that? Who are their parents? Are their parents alive or did they die in the shapers war? How does it feel to know you are the last one ever?

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know