*vibes in the lonley*

Karkat: IT'S SO UNFAIR WHEN MY FRIENDS EXPERIENCE HARDSHIPS, LIKE THEY ALREADY KNOW ME, THAT'S ENOUGH SUFFERING FOR ONE PERSON

Thank you super dragon ninja Ryu

children should NOT be forced to wake up earlier than 6 am to get to school on time. what if they are working the night shift at freddy fazbear’s

some of you need to make your bed and have a shower with a soap that smells nice, and then sit in a chair near the window and have tea with milk and read a hardcover book and see how your creative block is after that tbh.

i'm not saying creative block isn't a real or difficult phenomenon. i'm saying creatives have a tendency to neglect themselves physically and emotionally in favor of manic bursts of productivity. a little softness and clean sheets and a bagel will go a long way. make a playlist and light the fancy candle you've been saving for a special occasion. life is a special occasion.

I don't want long hair like a girl I want long hair like a guy with a guitar in the 70s with his shirt unbuttoned

Sims 4 werewolves real let’s goooo

why do they look like that tho,,,

this is what happens when you don’t have a single furry on your dev team.

Also the IRS will NEVER cold call you. If you get an upsetting phone call about your taxes it is a scam.

Corporations are bonding and merging not via the dynamic of business fundamentals but based on the similar typography of their logos. We have achieved Peak Brand Power.

I think it's hella cool that this option exists for people that may not be comfortable with the very late 2000s internet language of homestuck, but this post opened my eyes to that fact that homestuck mods can exist, like we can mod homestuck now,

like a video game? brb im doing a homestuck any% run rn. homestuck troll%

Hey all - heads up! They updated to version 2.0.

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you