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I love that I can help her through rough patches and when she's sick, I love hearing her talk about the new music she's found, or the movies she wants us to watch together and I love her laugh and voice soso much!

I love waking up hours before her and getting to see her sososo peaceful. I love being able to fall asleep in her arms, and I love how safe and loved she makes me feel!

Her tummy is sosososo pretty, her smile is soso beautiful, and her hugs are sososo warm <33

I'm soso grateful to be in a relationship with her, to just have her in my life

I love that she's able to let me know how to help her properly if she's having a bad day, it means a lot to be able to help her!

I love you sososo much

all of you, poppet <3333

I love when she's asleep on my shoulder and I get to whisper all this to her whilst she's sleeping, and I love getting to say it to her face when she wakes up

I'm not sure if that's the best way of putting, but we've had pretty big conversations that have never needed to devolve into arguments. Even the ones that end with us hugging and crying feel really good to have had! I never feel like I can't understand her

God knows I've not been through even half the shit she has, but I'm sososo glad I can help her through rough times when things flare up

I'm so glad she can ask for help from me or her other partner too! It means a lot, being able to help her, and knowing she has someone there for her if I can't be.

When she's talking or laughing or humming or just making random noises, there's something about it which is just so soothing to hear

It's sosososo lovely to just be in earshot when she's talking to herself whilst playing games or doing a job round the flat and hearing her talk and sing to herselves

And I love how less insecure she's made me of my own voice, complementing my laugh, my lack of volume control, even when she reminds me to quiet down hehehehe

I know I've said it before on this thread but being with her makes me feel sososo comfy in my own skin, and loved

The little messages and posts she sends me throughout the day, including the porn she seems to send exclusively whilst I'm ON SHIFT

I love this little way of letting me know she's doing ok, it's reassuring every time I get a ping from her, even if things aren't good, I'll get a text saying she's with someone who's helping her, or on occasion one of her alters!

It was written as a parody of the fairly corrupt Japanese legal system, exaggerated for both humour and gameplay reasons, giving us such lovely gems as:

They don't have manslaughter

It's never stated outright to my knowledge, but it's generally implied that the penalty for murder is universally or near-universally the death penalty

Trials are legally mandated to go on no longer than three days, no matter how complicated they can get. The lab analysis for a poison isn't completed in three days? You can't use it in the poisoning trial. Your witness can't be tracked down on the last day? We go to the verdict without their testimony.

Everyone is assumed guilty until proven innocent. The defense attorney has to prove beyond a reasonable doubt, within 3 days, that their client could not possibly be guilty, or they're gonna get a GUILTY verdict

In practical terms, this means that if your client is innocent, you have to not only prove that but usually find the actual killer within the three days to show it's a different person. This isn't officially mandated as part of the defense's duties but in pretty much every case it's what Phoenix has to do to exonerate his client, even if he's otherwise proven the killer couldn't be (or is extremely unlikely to be) his client.

Both sides can just show up to the courtroom with new evidence and demand it's accepted as evidence during the trial. There's no verification process for this and no requirement that the other side has access to it pre-trial. You can show up with a letter in hand and halfway through the trial be like "this letter was found in the victim's apartment!" and it becomes part of the case then and there.

There are no restrictions on where or how you can find evidence. You, a defense attorney who doesn't work for the police force and has no equivalent of warrant law, can break into a witness' house and steal evidence from his personal safe to show in court the next day. This is not a crime apparently.

It's normal and accepted that the prosecution will coach all witnesses, usually telling them to lie. It's a huge advantage when you get to interrogate a witness who the prosecution hasn't been able to tell what lies to tell yet. They never face repercussions for this.

The prosecution will frequently falsify evidence. They receive no punishment for this and are allowed to continue practicing law. Witnesses will regularly lie on the stand; they receive no penalty for this and the rest of their testimony is still considered reliable. It's up to the defense attorney to expose every single lie; if you can't prove a word against your client is a lie, even from the mouth of a known liar, then your client must be guilty of it.

All of your trials are overseen by the same judge and he is comically incompetent. This isn't an oversight of the game he is deliberately written to suck at his job, be easily bullied by the prosecution, generally have very little idea what's going on and issue his verdict based on Vibes.

The lawyers will straight up make bets mid-trial with each other like "if you can't find a problem with this next witness' testimony, you have to admit that you're wasting our time and the verdict will be Guilty". The judge lets them do this. This is considered practicing law. Prosecutors will also physically assault other lawyers and the judge in the courtroom but this is okay because it's funny.

The cops work directly for the prosecuting attorney and the prosecuting attorney will openly threaten police witnesses right there on the stand in front of everyone if the witness isn't saying what the prosecution wants them to.

The level of corruption in the prosecutor's office is just. I couldn't describe it in a bullet point. Prosecutors are straightup hitmen for hire and their weapon of choice is the death penalty.

Guess who's about to get tased and robbed in the police precinct evidence room by a highly respected and successful prosecutor!

Prosecutors have full access to crime scenes and it is implied that they lead the police investigations

Defense attorneys are not supposed to engage with the crime scene or investigate at all! (Hence why phoenix has to worm his way in or break into crime scenes to get evidence)

It is expected that all evidence AND witnesses come from the prosecution. The fact that Phoenix brings in his own evidence and witnesses is *weird*

It is implied that not only do trials have to end in three days, but if a trial lasts that long everyone is very confused and miffed about it. The judge was very torn about having to go a second day on one trial bc he made dinner plans

False evidence is solved by "whoops, I'm sorry, I didn't know" on the side of the prosecution.

False evidence from the defense can result in the attorney being disbarred even if the false evidence came from the prosecution in the first place

There is a game where defense attorneys literally get the same sentence as their defendant (put to death) and thats why [insert place here] has no lawyers anymore

This means:

If you draw a hard line between "drug" and "medicine" based on current legality where you live (or any other criteria) you've gone wrong somewhere,

If you think legality and/or prescription status tells you all you need about a substance's capacity to do massive harm to someone's body, mind or well-being you've gone wrong somewhere,

If you think legality and/or prescription status tells you all you need about a substance's capacity to contribute meaningfully to someone's healing, function or happiness you've gone wrong somewhere,