words, words, etc.

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

Madoka Magica Heritage Post

if u ever feel bad remember that actually u deserve it and then ull feel worse

*walks around my house in a tank top and underwear like im the only playable woman in a david cage game*

99% of users on tumblr are some sort of gay as fuck animal

why have one chuuni thing when you can have two

super paper mario is the only good mario game because it's the closest the series ever got to being a scene girl game like tonally. wait actually. does the math. ive decided that probably isnt true and it actually just came out when i was nine years old

puts up a notice that says 'dont have thoughts on games from 2007 because your lingering ghost is going to make you stupid if you start parroting her naive earnestness". but dont be mean to her shes cute. maybe do some koyomi and hachikuji shit to her instead i want to see what id shape into if my future self did that i think my texture would be fun.

this cat saved my life multiple times. she is the first one i told when i realized i was trans, and as silly as it sounds, the fact she didn't seem to care helped me go on. i am gonna miss her so much.

Dragongirls tailthumping on the floor when they get excited about something

trans woman does something kinda shitty > internet goes nuclear starts involving kiwifarms nazis for no reason > people harmed by kinda shitty behavior can’t bring it up due to not wanting to associate with kiwifarms nazis > trans woman driven off the internet > nobody wins except kiwifarms nazis > repeat forever

and the first step is optional

*pointing to an american* you know that thing would eat you if you were a yummy burger, right??