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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

HOW DID A BABY TURTLE THE SIZE OF A QUARTER GET INTO OUR LIVING ROOM

absolutely harrowing. it came out from underneath the couch covered in dust. my partner nearly stepped on it, and picked it up thinking it was trash. it was a baby turtle. it stuck its little head out and it was the size of a toothpick. we frantically ran it across the road close to the creek because we don't know how long it went without food or water under our fucking couch. HOW DID IT GET IN HERE. DID A SHREW GRAB IT FOR A SNACK OUTSIDE AND THEN ABANDON IT UNDER THE COUCH. WHAT HAPPENED.

BABY TURTLE INFESTATION

Spongebob is getting a normal sized lollipop. He is just very small.

best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say

The tumblr blorbo in the blorbo tumbler.

I love this post so much I have done everything in my power to make sure I will never forget it via reblogging it every October 5th, in memory of discovering it for the first time

rb to give your mutuals a little boop on the nose :3

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

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can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them