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Date idea: I lie face down on your bed and you pet my head for maybe 2 or 3 hours.

tumblr please stop showing me dating apps ads. i'll meet girls the old way; never

when my boss found out that I’m bi he said “I knew it had to be something, you knew way too much about art and shit” and I was like “do you think straight people can’t know things about art?” and he was just like “yeah.” 

"oh to be a fly on the wall" is such a funny way to express yearning to be present at an exclusive moment/event to me because it's like. i don't care if i'm an insignificant pest as long as i get to be involved. oh no human interaction for me thanks i just want to eavesdrop on you :)

The price you pay for ignoring your gut feeling is very expensive

we are all “difficult” sometimes. that doesn’t make you a problem or a burden or an inconvenience. it makes you a human being with feelings.

Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car