“You can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! I’m a pervert not a psychologist!

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know

little fundy leading wilbur to bed late at night because his dad told him to go to bed early if he wanted to be healthy yet he still has torches lit long after the sun has set and fundy is the one who sees the tears fall onto parchment and he leads his father to bed like wilbur did to him a couple hours ago and the cycles of war and death and rebirth and fuck you for making me think about them

everyone who claims "i hate how the dsmp fandom makes wilbur so much nicer!!!" in the year of 2025 are still malding about posts they saw in 2021. the people have not been nice to my buddy cwilbur in quite some time.

i love all iterations of crimeboys but canon c!crime is so so important to me because they’re not related brothers. they’re not bound by blood and they didn’t grow up together. and yet tommy still follows Wilbur anywhere because it’s wilbur. they chose to be brothers and now they’re stuck with each other no matter what.

oh sith c!wilbur ….

thinking about him

remember when you had to slap quackity on the wrist for torturing the serial killer mad scientist child abuser with a god complex and literal death magic, 1984

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

what the hell.

BACK ON MY DASH AGAIN

i missed this post

I’m in public and think of this and have to stop myself from bursting out laughing

i’m gonna queue this for a year from now