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And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

repeat after me: people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it. people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it.

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

dont talk to me or my clone or my shadow self or my reflection or my me ever again

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

*sees your post, takes cigar out of mouth and rubs forehead* dont make me unfollow you, kid

You are all on tumblr for me. Act like it. Now post

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"