Extra Hairy Raspberry

remember eating out? remember that

wait what’s happening with April?

Holy cow! This year is really trying to outdo itself every month.

its like an advent calendar but instead of candy its apocalypse

sufjan said: meditate bitches it’s stay at home season

Today someone told me about how their sister used to work in a hospital that provided abortions. She said that she could hear the aborted babies,that hadn’t died yet, crying in the trash cans. If there was ever a reason to be prolife this is it. Because no child should be thrown out with the trash.

That person fucking lied to you.

my cousin used to work in a hospital that provided abortions and the walls would OOZE GREEN SLIME 

Fun fact: In my first year at college, I overheard a conversation in the student lounge where a girl was saying she was pro-life because she heard that abortions are done by pouring acid in the uterus and the fetus literally tries to run away. I tried really hard not to laugh.

they also forgot to tell you the part about how the nurses have a basketball shootout with them and yell “kobe” everytime they get one in the trash

Abortions are preformed by smaller highly trained babies who sneak inside, befriend the fetus, learn their secrets and fears, and then betray them.

They put a bear trap in front of the crotch with some candy as bait to lure the fetus out 

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Reblog if you support aromantic and asexual as legitimate identities.

Reblog if you support all aspec identities.

at this point HTF is so old that there are babies on the internet that don’t know about it and i’m not excited for another generation of internet 12 year olds to get traumatized by these insanely fragile woodland creatures. JSYK internet children please don’t watch happy tree friends it’s got every single kind of gore and body horror this green earth has to offer in it

let’s bring this back

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