How You Like Me Now?

The work is done. My new, all improved car shop is ready for business, starting Monday of course. But tomorrow Sunday I’m having a small get together for its re-opening. It’s an open invitation, so if anyone wishes to drop by for some beer, finger sandwiches and some delicious sweet treats, courtesy of @msbethanygrace​ you know where it is.

Sign me the fuck up, man. Oh man, even Bethany’s sweets? Im so there before work. Hell, I might even get out of work for this.

Happy Birthday, babe. I saved up some money these last couple months and wanted to make this birthday special for you. The trip out to Greendale didn't seem like enough. 

xoxo Vivian 

Theo: I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed, alone.

Theo: Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall.

Dom: Sounds like a hit one number that you need to record. Though, now I want Taco bell.

I was pretty sure that when I was Grace’s age, I was still reading little books with small words but are those the books my child want to read? Not a chance. What is she reading instead? The freakin’ Harry Potter series. She’s only seven but has decided that she’s a Ravenclaw, I’m a Gryffindor, and her turtle is a Slytherin. I literally have no idea what any of this means. However, she wants her next birthday to be a Harry Potter themed party so everyone, be prepared. 

Im not entirely sure what I am, I know for sure Viv’s a Slytherin, though. I feel it in my bones. Yes, I can break out the robes I got for Halloween one year. If you need help, let me know. Also, it took me forever what it meant until I read the books myself, so it’ll take some time and that’s okay. 

I got so fucked up last night I ended up sleeping in some random front yard curled up with a freaky ass garden gnome. Woke up thinking Santa was staring at me. Note to self; Different dosage next time.

But I’m in a fuckin’ awesome mood today so, Joints are half off all day long. Come get your freak on while you can. I mean you, Northsiders.

I was wondering where you were, honestly Karma. Im glad that you’re still alive and did you have any takers? Also, Im not offering, making sure I have that cleared.

I’ve considered a huge improvement for the car shop for a while now, but it’s only recently that I was able to actually start working on it. Mostly due to the lack of enough money. But you can’t have any profit if you don’t invest, right?

Anyway, if you happen to drop by the shop, which will still be open, even with the work being done, don’t mind the mess. We’re open for business and glad to help you when you need it.

You know I’ll be there if you need any help, man. Im great with my hands and its been a while since I’ve got them dirty.

Thanks to the lack of faith and being shamed for being bad at exactly one thing by my best friends… I have decided to take cooking lessons out of spite. Any volunteers wanting to teach me a thing or too and get paid very well for it?

I would, but I don’t have time for someone to tell me Im doing something wrong, when Im not. I wish you all the luck in that department, though.

I might have reblogged the post twice, but at least I didn’t put Mr. Hayward’s son on the Southside, when everyone knows he’s an Elite of the Northside.

The same as dating someone who isn’t in a gang, its going great if you want to know how our relationship is doing.

And you did an amazing job at that. Everyday I wonder how I went so far in life without someone as great as yourself. We both know how it will, guess that just means we will have to steal the room more often then. Just to prove how great our idea is. 

Its because you were too busy being a badass that you didn’t need someone as great as me. I mean, you don’t need someone as great as me, but yeah. Sorry, Im tired. I like that idea, actually.

I hope you are, I have a special selection of costumes just for your eyes to see. I really hope I get a lot of those. I am in dire need of an endless amount of them. 

Oh you do now? You know that I will give you those endless amounts of cuddles, any time of the day.

Never a dull moment riding on public transportation in this town. I swear to god, the people here are even weirder than NYC; I never thought that would be possible, but I’ve never had someone come up to me on the subway in NYC and shove a pregnancy test in my face, shouting “IT’S POSITIVE! I’M KEEPING IT AND IT’S YOURS”. Never in my life have I ever thought I’d ever hear those words aimed at me. That was just…fucking disturbing. Wow.

Hopefully, nothing got on your face from that pregnancy test. Well, you could always move to Greendale if its getting too much for you. Though, Im sorry that happened to you.

But are we enemies? I didn’t think we were in that bad of a state.

Who said we’re enemies? We only know each other by association. So don’t be putting words in my mouth.