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JANE: A lot of people would do that, but unfortunately we don't currently have that luxury, so let's make the best of it while we're here. And if we're good at it, maybe getting dad "sent off" somewhere wouldn't be too bad of an idea. The high school would be a good investment.

JANE: This might be one of the few business meetings I'm looking forward to. It only takes one time, though I'm glad you know not to disappoint in the future.

[ TIME WARP]

JACKSON: We don't, but everything's going to be fine. Matter as well, right? And having mom take over, since we both know she'd run the shit out of the business and looking like a boss while doing it. Yeah, so Im going to check it out tomorrow. How's the drive-in looking?

Um…hello everyone. My name is Claire Weston. I’m looking for my brothers…Brody and Rory. Does anyone know where I can find them?

Hope you found them, Claire and also, the name’s Jackson, since I don’t think we’ve met.

JANE: A lot of people would do that, but unfortunately we don't currently have that luxury, so let's make the best of it while we're here. And if we're good at it, maybe getting dad "sent off" somewhere wouldn't be too bad of an idea. The high school would be a good investment.

JANE: This might be one of the few business meetings I'm looking forward to. It only takes one time, though I'm glad you know not to disappoint in the future.

JACKSON: We sadly don't and I dont think we will have that luxury. Sounds like a great plan to me. I guess we have to prove ourselves then, huh? Besides, maybe once dad is "sent" off somewhere, I can take over the business. Or at least share it 50/50. It would be, now question is, do we use that as a front for something else?

JANE: If it were up to me, this would all be your job and I'd just sit back and look pretty. But I'd feel bad if anything happened to you so I'm willing to help however I can. Alright, I'll call her in a bit so we can start getting everything in motion. That shouldn't be too hard, Sugar likes me and I think I could get her to think about it if I play my cards right.

JANE: 12:30 it is. And will there really be food? I don't want to show up expecting to eat and you only have cheese and crackers out.

JACKSON: If this would be up to me, I would probably, I don't know what I would do besides run away from Riverdale. Thank you, since we both know that dad's been all kinds of busy and I think we should show everyone what we have. Awesome, great. So you have the Drive-In, the abandon building. I have Hudsons construction, I can look into the high school.

JANE: As long as I don't have to threaten anyone, then I'm sure I can handle that. There's one not too far from Sunnyside that we could get. Should I ask her to start looking into that now, or would you prefer that be a face to face conversation?

JACKSON: That would be my job, sis. We do no harm, and we don't take any shit from anyone. Go ahead and ask her to start looking into that now, that way we can get it right away instead of waiting around forever and having the risk of someone else taking it. Speaking of Sunnyside, we should also talk to Sugar, since the trailer park's Motta's territory and see if we can get into that as well.

Jackson: Hudson, word on the street is that you're having issues.

Finn: Hayward, what kind of issues? I have a lot of those going on right now.

Jackson: Financial issues.

Finn: Who told you?

Jackson: I guess it is true then, how long do you have until the bank gets the construction?

Finn:....Im not going to tell you without a lawyer present.

Jackson: Oh please, we both know that you would do anything to save your dad's business. And that means /anything/.

Jackson: Also that only works if you're getting arrested, which you are not and believe me, you don't want to get us arrested.

Jackson: So Im going to make you a little offer, you let us take care of that money situation, make all the bills disappear, the bank no longer breathing down yours & your mom's neck. All you have to do is meet up with us, let's say, Wednesday @ 12:30pm ?

Jackson: Look, we both want what's best for our mothers, right? You let me scratch your back and you'll scractch my back.

[...]

Finn: What's is it in for me?

Jackson: No longer losing the family business, breathing room. I'll even send a car to your house, pick you up and that way we can discuss it over lunch.

[...]

Finn:....Fine, just no word to this to Vivian, got it?

JANE: Hopefully it stays that way. Since you’re working for him, do you think you could find out a little bit more about what all he’s doing with this so called business of is, that way we have a little more to work with. I am, yeah.

JANE: Down would be all that I am when it comes to this plan.

JANE: I'm not sure about it being better since it could possibly backfire, but it wouldn't be a bad way to handle things. And I bet you'd enjoy life a lot more working for yourself rather than for him. Hopefully, we can come up with a way to make sure neither of those things happens.

JACKSON: Great.

A ghost? What is it with this town thinking I am meant to be dead! 

I mean, dude. You were gone for a while and no one knew where you went too.

What up Riverdale, I am back! Boy fucking howdy did I miss you all! If y’all don’t know me, I’m Franco Del Rio.

Is that really you, Franco? Or are you a ghost?

SEBASTIAN: Bold of you to assume that I'm already not in the sex business. If you were more willing to share in the past, maybe you would have been invited to the sex parties and kinky sex dungeons I have all over town. That sounds an awful like trying to keep me on a hook.

SEBASTIAN: Did they sound snippy? I apologize. It must be the lack of sleep or something. And I will forever cherish the mold and think of you every time I put it to good use.

SEBASTIAN: That makes sense. I was wondering why I hadn't had a chance to hit on your hot sister yet. If you see her before me, tell her I said hey.

SEBASTIAN: I also have no desire to have flowers actually thrown at me in person rather than just being left at my door in what I think was a trash can and something burning? It was a statement piece, that's for sure.

SEBASTIAN: No one likes everything what growing up entails. It's can't always be fun and games but actual responsiblity eventually. I don't have to like it and you don't have to like it for it to be the right thing.

SEBASTIAN: But god I hate kids and having them was never apart of my vision for my life. But Quinn didn't make it herself and I'm just as at fault as Hunter so I have no choice. [ DELETED ]

SEBASTIAN: I don't need any more changes in my life, Jacks. I have enough chaos between my sister being murdered, my best friend's mom becoming a psychopath who not only killed my sister but held her own /pregnant/ daughter hostage with apparently the help of the father of the Andersons and easily would have killed me if she only there had just been a little more magic in the Christmas miracle air.

SEBASTIAN: I'll have to get back to you on the guys night because I'm trying this new thing called sobriety and avoidance of slippery slope situations that end up with me held up with pretty but extremely damaged guys begging me to fuck them for 48 hours.

[.....]

JACKSON: Do I really want to know how many you have all around town because you might have to go to rehab for that. I think. Idk what hook you're talking about, but ya know.

JACKSON: A little bit, yeah. Like I pushed the wrong button, which I probably do so Im sorry. Yeah, yeah, you're welcome.

JACKSON: Will do, actually.

JACKSON: You do realize that you could reach out to her, instead of avoiding her? Like, nothing good comes from avoiding people. She's not going to bite your head off, especially how many times she gave Bethany sunflowers for the bakery whenever she came in. I swore it was going to be a sunflower field.

JACKSON: Look, I literally have no idea what's going on between you guys, but maybe actually close that chapter instead of letting everything fly like loose ends and maybe stop acting like children? Also, was that before or after you singing that song?

JACKSON: Alright, what's the right thing, man?

JACKSON: Im sorry, Seb. I truly am. I think we need to have all of the parents locked up together and throw away the key, that way they can fight each other. Im glad that she didn't kill you, though. I'd miss you and your comments.

JACKSON: Also, everyone knows that Anderson is, well, crazy. I even knew that when I was apart of the Ghoulies, so of course he's involved.

JANE: That's like a dream come true right there so I'm holding you to it.

JANE: You should. It wouldn't be a bad gift to give. I was gonna say he'd have to be The Grinch, but even he has a pair of fuzzy socks.

JANE: Do you know what she's going to be doing for Christmas Eve? That would be smart so we aren't intruding or anything.

[ A FEW DAYS LATER ]

JACKSON: I got to thinking and I don't know if you'd be down, but we need to take down Dad.

SEBASTIAN: I have a sixth sense for these things. I just know when people need sexy toys in their life. If you told me more about what that adorably bashful cafe elf with the great ass was into, then I could send you something even more exciting and advance than just a swing.

SEBASTIAN: I've had enough surprises in my life, Hayward. One of these days is so vague. It's like you keep expecting me to keep being interested in your dick. And what about the emergency room?

SEBASTIAN: Plot twist maybe I'm going to use you both to get into bed with your sister? Speaking of which how is your sister doing these days?

SEBASTIAN: I would rather go pick the flowers myself like this is the 17th century and I'm trying to "court" him, before I step foot in that flower shop again.

SEBASTIAN: It has nothing to do with being faithful, Jacks. You know me better than that. It's more about not being a total asshole and waste of life. Fucking around and getting lost in the heat of a gorgeous guy isn't going to help and especially wouldn't make things better for them. Like it or not I have obligations to them, especially now.

SEBASTIAN: Thankfully I'm an Elite so my whole life has prepared me for doing what's expected of me.

JACKSON: Sounds like you need to go into the sex business, open one up here in Riverdale. I like to keep you on your toes, that's all.

JACKSON: Damn son, who pissed in your limo this morning? I did actually get you a mold of my dick, fyi. I'm not the one who's trying to sleep with me.

JACKSON: Good, busy, but she's good. Carrying her own tune with the Trouble Tones, I'm guessing. I havent seen her since the festivities.

JACKSON: Okay, I'm not usually the one who gets into drama but what the hell is wrong with the flower...Oh. I see.

JACKSON: Yeah, I know. I was just testing out the waters before I go full blown deep into the marvelous lives of the other Elites. I also know that you're changing into someone who you don't like and I'm not entirely sure that I like either. To me, sounds like you're the one who doesnt like it. I just want what's best for my bro.

JACKSON: Sometimes, being an Elite, doesnt help that situation and quite frankly, we need to change things up a bit.

SEBASTIAN: I did. It's a sex swing and gift basket of kink. But please tell me more about what you got me? Is it finally that mold of your dick I've been asking for for years?

[...]

[...]

SEBASTIAN: Out of Riverdale and out of the country, disappearing and starting a new life would be the dream especially the fact that the person who's mom killed my sister is...pregnant... and it might be mine or it could be Hunter's but either way I'm still trapped in this nightmare [ DELETED ]

SEBASTIAN: No. Nothing that ridiculous. I can't leave Q or Hunt.

SEBASTIAN: I was thinking about you taking me to your cute girlfriend's place so I can pretend to not stare at her ass instead of doing things I actually want to be doing right now.

SEBASTIAN: Like seeing how close Anderson is to another mental breakdown because he was much hotter when he was crazy and didn't need a safe word.

JACKSON: We definitely needed a new one. The old one broke during the snowstorm. So thanks man. How did you know? Here I was going to surprise you with it. One of these days, you will be getting that, but not today. I'm afraid I'm going to end up in the emergency room.

JACKSON: Oh, so it's true that you guys are together?

JACKSON: Here I was, rooting for you and Peyton but maybe Sam's a better fit for her after all. [DELETED]

JACKSON: You know, the more you say that, the more I dont get upset by it anymore because I know that you're going to use her to get to me and into bed with me, which we both know you missed your window, back in high school. Just saying.

JACKSON: oor are you trying to see a certain someone that rhymes with BJ [DELETED]

SEBASTIAN: I need some food, coffee and to get out of here. Also gotta give you your Christmas gift.

JACKSON: You got me a Christmas present? Man, that’s so sweet. I got you one, too.