SEBASTIAN: Bold of you to assume that I'm already not in the sex business. If you were more willing to share in the past, maybe you would have been invited to the sex parties and kinky sex dungeons I have all over town. That sounds an awful like trying to keep me on a hook.
SEBASTIAN: Did they sound snippy? I apologize. It must be the lack of sleep or something. And I will forever cherish the mold and think of you every time I put it to good use.
SEBASTIAN: That makes sense. I was wondering why I hadn't had a chance to hit on your hot sister yet. If you see her before me, tell her I said hey.
SEBASTIAN: I also have no desire to have flowers actually thrown at me in person rather than just being left at my door in what I think was a trash can and something burning? It was a statement piece, that's for sure.
SEBASTIAN: No one likes everything what growing up entails. It's can't always be fun and games but actual responsiblity eventually. I don't have to like it and you don't have to like it for it to be the right thing.
SEBASTIAN: But god I hate kids and having them was never apart of my vision for my life. But Quinn didn't make it herself and I'm just as at fault as Hunter so I have no choice. [ DELETED ]
SEBASTIAN: I don't need any more changes in my life, Jacks. I have enough chaos between my sister being murdered, my best friend's mom becoming a psychopath who not only killed my sister but held her own /pregnant/ daughter hostage with apparently the help of the father of the Andersons and easily would have killed me if she only there had just been a little more magic in the Christmas miracle air.
SEBASTIAN: I'll have to get back to you on the guys night because I'm trying this new thing called sobriety and avoidance of slippery slope situations that end up with me held up with pretty but extremely damaged guys begging me to fuck them for 48 hours.
JACKSON: Do I really want to know how many you have all around town because you might have to go to rehab for that. I think. Idk what hook you're talking about, but ya know.
JACKSON: A little bit, yeah. Like I pushed the wrong button, which I probably do so Im sorry. Yeah, yeah, you're welcome.
JACKSON: Will do, actually.
JACKSON: You do realize that you could reach out to her, instead of avoiding her? Like, nothing good comes from avoiding people. She's not going to bite your head off, especially how many times she gave Bethany sunflowers for the bakery whenever she came in. I swore it was going to be a sunflower field.
JACKSON: Look, I literally have no idea what's going on between you guys, but maybe actually close that chapter instead of letting everything fly like loose ends and maybe stop acting like children? Also, was that before or after you singing that song?
JACKSON: Alright, what's the right thing, man?
JACKSON: Im sorry, Seb. I truly am. I think we need to have all of the parents locked up together and throw away the key, that way they can fight each other. Im glad that she didn't kill you, though. I'd miss you and your comments.
JACKSON: Also, everyone knows that Anderson is, well, crazy. I even knew that when I was apart of the Ghoulies, so of course he's involved.
JACKSON: I mean, to be fair, my idea of guy's night, involves junk food, video games, movies, and soda but I respect that. That's a great idea, truly.