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[ TEXT ]: It's odd the things you hated as a kid that you either really love or at least miss as an adult.

[ TEXT ]: Like naps and spankings.

[ TEXT ]: I'm glad you're getting rest, Q. Just make sure you're eating too and not only bacon, yes we know how much you like bacon but you can't only live off of bacon.

[ TEXT ]: And you know I'm always free, whenever you need me to be, especially now. I'll get someone to cover at the factory and Aiden has the firm in hand by himself.

[ TEXT ]: Full service, service, jow helpful. Please remind me to hire you guys again if I ever decide to dabble in stalking.

[ TEXT ]: Thank you for the update and for continuously keeping her safe.

[ TEXT ]: As you already know, there are still two major dangers out there and if they get to her or she ends up hurt, especially now... It won't end very well for you, Weston.

[ TEXT ]: I'm trusting you and your company with one of the most important people in my life and I'm not known for being reasonable or particularly forgiving when someone I care about is hurt.

[ TEXT ]: Keep up the good work.

I have 15 days left of having a four year old and I don’t even know how to swallow that pill. My ever growing baby is going to be five and there’s nothing I can do about it because apparently cranking If I Could Turn Back Time by Cher doesn’t actually turn back time. If anyone has a time pauser or a time machine, please tell me how much it is to rent it.

Dear whatever deity is listening, please don’t make me sound like this old and sentimental when my child is born. If this is how you act after five years, I can’t even begin to imagine the toll it’s going to take on you when it turns 18 and moves out. I think I can already hear Cats in the Cradle playing for you. Either way, what is it like to have one of those things for almost five years?

I want to apologize to those who were probably slightly thrown off by how extremely secretive I’ve been lately, but as you see, I’ve had a good reason. But now that it’s all out in the open, I can’t tell you how relieved I am. And happy. Very, very happy. And to top it all off, I have officially bought a new house on the Northside, which is currently in the decoration and furnishing stage. Once everything is ready, I would love to host a dinner for a select few to attend and get to know the most amazing little girl this town has seen.

I have no many questions and none of them are polite to ask nor are any of the remarks I have to say on this subject. Except it all makes sense now and it figured that it would have been you as the jailbait that got him exiled. I really should have guessed it from the very beginning but I guess we were all pretty fool by the act. Clever girl and deceptive -- I’m impressed. Congratulations on whatever’s going on there now. Hope you’re happy, truly.

To be fair, I almost lost it a while back, so it only fuel my drive to make sure the shop is around for more years to come. Thank you. Is there a catch to this, Sebastian? Like make you a silent partner? I realize that you said there’s no strings attached or whatever, but I wanted to make sure things are clear before I even think about it, since being blackmailed once in my life is enough. Yeah, we have a month to get things ready for that holiday. Also don’t forget those huge bears, on top of the flowers and baked goods. I was about to say, matter as well call me Peyton because you know its been me. Also to be fair, murky does mean gloomy but now I understand what you mean..I agree, its not clear and us sleeping together last year didn’t help things. which is quite shocking if you ask me because not going to lie, there have been times where I wanted to punch you, but I figured you’ve been through so much already that you didn’t need a black eye on top of everything else…..You have my undivided attention, Sebastian….Oh please, Im sure that’s not possible and his lips aren’t that huge to do that, besides its impossible to get the ball in the hose…..Wait, Quinn’s pregnant?….. Please tell me its Hunter’s and not yours because we both know that you can’t stand kids and you use protection… Even though Im sure you would be there for her.

[ PRIVATE ]:

Not to be rude and cut this conversation short and ignore everything that you said but I’m more interested in why you’re asking me to tell that it’s not mine. Why would that matter to you in the first place? But moreover, it is mine, Peyton. Whether I like children or not, no matter who might also be the biological father, it’s my child -- as well as Hunter’s and Quinn. Again, out of respect, I wanted you to know -- which is a lot more than anyone else has gotten from me. Do with that what you will.

Its a New Year what better time to indulge yourself in your desires instead of trying to check of the useless resolutions to better yourself? I’ll be working all weekend and I wouldn’t be against seeing new and old faces. 

Someone with a dose of rational advice and honesty, how refreshing. If I have to hear one more person talk about how they are going to make their life better -- poor naive children who don’t realize if it hasn’t happened yet, it’s never going to happen -- I might have to invest some of my money in buying them all a clue. And the Devil in me always here for people encouraging others to indulge in their desires. Though, sadly, you won’t see my handsome face around that often since I’m having to backburner my indulgences.

What up Riverdale, I am back! Boy fucking howdy did I miss you all! If y’all don’t know me, I’m Franco Del Rio.

I’d welcome you back, but I literally have no idea who you even are and telling me your name is of no help either. But please don’t explain either because I honestly won’t remember.

My 2020 has been great so far, got a new comic that I read in a day, had more slow days at the Drive In which led to more snacks for me to eat, figured out my New Years resolution and my backup resolution, here’s hoping the rest of the year goes as well as the first couple of days.

Aren’t you adorable with all that excitement? What are your resolutions?

We enter the last weekend of the decade. How crazy is that?? I hope everyone is having a good time, and with the people you care about. Let’s prepare to bring the New Year in!

And now we’re in the first week of a new decade. Who would have thought that this is the place a lot of us would have ended up again, right? Here’s to hoping that 2020 is better than 2019.

I hope everyone is enjoying the Holidays, regardless of what you celebrate! But I’d like to take a moment to announce that starting at the beginning of the year, I’ll be working alongside my dads on the very first Musical of the decade! The chosen play as well as audition schedules will be announced in due time, but know we are still open to suggestions if you have any.

Rachel Berry, coming all the way back home to bring culture to this town again. It would be sad, if it weren’t actually so desperately needed. I guess we should all be thankful that you’re a has-been and washed up, so we can benefit from it. Hopefully, you’ll pick something worth sitting through and not something that’ll be a reflection of your career, a flop.

Sorry I dipped there over Christmas but you know… Was busy getting myself some gifts and fun and a boyfriend so… Yeah you read that… A freaking boyfriend.

Did someone specifically ask where you were and about this supposed boyfriend or is this one of those Nobody: - You: OH MY GOD LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND, type of scenarios? Either way, at least you didn’t spend the holiday alone with your hand?

“Ya know. A little jail time and some community service during the holidays really puts things in perspective or whatever. Scooping dog shit and cleaning kitty toilets sucks ass. But I guess I gotta thank @astonjones​ for not spending Christmas Day behind bars. I promise never to get drunk in public and steal a fake baby again. Not unless I’m getting paid for it.”

There are so many things that could be said about this but I’ll refrain. Congratulations on having Jones’ decent enough skills work in your favor. It would have been a shame if he had dropped the ball there and you would have spent the holidays in jail.

I’ve been told asked to um make sure everyone knows that the uh, comic book store Excelsior! is going to close tonight. For the night, I mean. Not, you know, forever. That would be.. literally the worst thing ever. I meant for the night. For New Year’s Eve. Um, at eight o’clock. We also have the End of Year sale going so.. 25% off select comics. So. We uh, hope to see you. You know. Here. Before we close.. at eight. 

…Happy New Year. 

Smart business move. Hopefully, that tactic helped you move all the old inventory to make room for the new stuff. Did it work? Did all the nerds come out, jizzing themselves for the sale on comics? Looking at you @serpentevans @serpentlynn @serpentchar​ @southsidepey​