KARMA'S A BI**H

IRONHEART89: Exactly. Crazy fanfic lovers are my kink lol

IRONHEART89: You're a bad influence on me. Or really, really good...

IRONHEART89: If you end up having a sex dream, I need you to tell me about it. In great detail.

[ ABOUT AN HOUR LATER ]

IRONHEART89: Well there you go in all of it's unedited glory because I was too excited to post it for you. Enjoy!

GIRLONFIRE99: I'm a bad influence on everyone. it's kinda my job now lol

GIRLONFIRE99: will do. but I'll probably just relive whatever you write xD

Just a few. I’m sure I could count them with one hand alone.

Oh yeah? Like who?

At least you now know what comes after you do.

Between jail and dog shit, it ain’t that bad.

IRONHEART89: Good thing I'm not interested in tall blonde supermodels then.

IRONHEART89: Don't tempt me because I haven't written a good smutty fic in a long time and I think that Natasha may want to do a lot of dirty things to Katniss.

IRONHEART89: Well, that too lol

IRONHEART89: Not rack-y? You have a way with words, Kat lol. For real though, I may be working on a oneshot for you right now :P

GIRLONFIRE99: just crazy fanfic lovers like me? 😉

GIRLONFIRE99: oh I'm tempting you. I can't write for shit so someone needs to feed my kinky brain lol

GIRLONFIRE99: I suck at words

GIRLONFIRE99: and everything else [DELETED]

IRONHEART89: Shhhhh lol omg

IRONHEART89: OMG NOT EVEN. I bet you're just as beautiful as JLaw. Even moreso. And let's be real, Natasha and Katniss would be a hot couple.

IRONHEART89: I knew you and I would get along lol

IRONHEART89: Well, that's not necessarily a bad thing because I've seen plenty of guys with a nice rack ;)

GIRLONFIRE99: Nope. Not at all. I mean... I ain't ugly or anything, but I'm not supermodel tall and blonde.

GIRLONFIRE99: Maybe they should be your next crackship fic. just sayin'...

GIRLONFIRE99: I thought that was for my awesome taste in fics??

IRONHEART89: I think if I was born in Scar’s body, I would also walk around naked. Like, all the time. Getting the mail? Naked. Mowing the lawn? Naked. Oh what’s that? Time to walk the dog? Naked.

IRONHEART89: I bet you’re prettier ☺️

IRONHEART89: Really? I feel like I’ll be a disappointment if you’re expecting Black Widow lol. I’m a literal trash baby. I’m in my pajama pants and a tank top and I most definitely don’t have her boobs.

IRONHEART89: I totally meant to delete that 😅

IRONHEART89: You haven’t???? Katniss, babe, what are you doing with your life?!

GIRLONFIRE99: now that I'd be 100000% on board. cause hot damnnnn

GIRLONFIRE99: Nahhh. I'm kinda a hood rat lol

GIRLONFIRE99: I don't believe that for a second. Pajama pants and tank tops are kinda my signature look so I'd find it hot anyway

GIRLONFIRE99: HA. It's good you didn't

GIRLONFIRE99: and fiy, I take after my daddy in the boob department so whatever you got you win lol

IRONHEART89: I spent the better part of the morning rewatching the Black Widow trailer and spoilers, and you have no idea how much I wish I could be her right now. Do you ever think there was a mixup when you were born? Like born into the wrong body?

GIRLONFIRE99: More like wrong famil-[DELETED]

GIRLONFIRE99: wrong life [DELETED]

GIRLONFIRE99: wrong everything [DELETED]

GIRLONFIRE99: HA. I wish. If I had been born in Jennifer Lawrence's body, I'd walk around naked all day long tbh

GIRLONFIRE99: I still can't believe how fucking pretty Scarlett is.

GIRLONFIRE99: but now every time I think of you, I see her face

RORY: I chose you too, Karma.

RORY: They gave you the best that they could but that doesn't mean there isn't better out there for you. And there's nothing wrong with taking that.

KARMA: So what? Now I'm supposed to take what they gave me and turn my back on them?

KARMA: Mama would feel betrayed.

IRONHEART89: 😂 I’m bringing my laptop to work so I’ll finish it real soon, just for you. I hate to keep a fan waiting lol. I just love Kat and Finnick though so I’m excited to get back to it.

IRONHEART89: I used to make them all the time tbh but not as much anymore.

IRONHEART89: LOL I may be named for the completely kickass lady that is Black Widow but I’m a ‘Puff through and through and couldn’t kick ass if I tried.

IRONHEART89: Me too.

IRONHEART89: Alright starting my walk to work. I’ll be back in 20!

GIRLONFIRE99: you know I live for your writing. The only thing I know how to write is a text lol

GIRLONFIRE99: why not?

GIRLONFIRE99: now I'm thinking about the powerpuff girls. Ya know, the blonde one 😂

IRONHEART89: 🥰 I like you staying with me [ DELETED]

IRONHEART89: I wish I could stay with you all day [ DELETED ]

IRONHEART89: That’s cool 😎 then I’ll be here all night. You make any resolutions?

IRONHEART89: LOL I’m sorrrrry. I should have finished it but my brother had some friends over and the music was too loud. I’ll definitely finish it today if you’re waiting. If only to make sure you get some sleep, crazy girl.

GIRLONFIRE99: Cool yeah. Uhhh not really? Only maybe SOMEONE releasing some more of that kickass fic. 😁 Did you?

GIRLONFIRE99: Boo your brother sucks ass. You should deck him for me.

GIRLONFIRE99: I probably still wouldn't sleep tbh [DELETED]

IRONHEART89: Maybe I’ll stay up with you tonight. Ring in the New Year here. Unless you have big party plans?

IRONHEART89: Very lame. I really want to stay home and work on my Katniss/Finnick fic. Hopefully it will be slow today and I can do it between customers. I was supposed to update a new chapter last night 😬

IRONHEART89: lol this is why you’re a Slytherin and I’m a Hufflepuff.

GIRLONFIRE99: I planned on crashing a party and getting hammered [DELETED]

GIRLONFIRE99: Nahhh. Too much fuss. Staying with you sounds better.

GIRLONFIRE99: See? And you asked why I stayed up. That's why. My heart can't handle the wait anymore!

IRONHEART89: Buzzfeed kept you up all night the night before too. I’m beginning to think you have insomnia. What am I going to do with you?

IRONHEART89: lol it’s very much morning 😝 That big bright round thing in the sky? That’s the sun ☀️

GIRLONFIRE99:You could stay up with me instead of Buzzfeed.

GIRLONFIRE99: But ya know. Jobs and responsibilities. Lame 😆