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@hunterclaringtn
aidanstjames:
You are more than welcome to explain that to the lovely police officer who pulled me over. I’m sure they’d find great joy in putting you behind bars, if only for that awful attempt at a proposition.
first and foremost, ouch, secondly, the only man allowed to put me in cuffs, and punish me to the full extend of the law is my husband,
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The best part of winter has family arrived, and let me tell you, i’ll be forever grateful to good old Colonel Sanders for bestowing upon us, the KFC gravy burger. I mean, who comes up with these things? They deserve a raise, if not my appreciation in every way. Life is never going to be the same. Just fuck me up with gravy and hash browns, i’ll die happy.
I have two words for you darling: borderline disgusting.
Things have been far too quiet around here lately and I don’t like it. It makes me think that people are up to something.
Vivian, baby, It’s sub-zero outside, and no one looks good in layers, so calm the paranoia and lay of the snow.
End of the year is always so damn exhausting with all these fucking holidays. Do we honestly need them all? I know for a fact America could do away with that fucking Thanksgiving nonsense.
Aren’t you supposed to soften with old age and fatherhood, Augustus?
First night back and I’ve already gotten pulled over for speeding. This isn’t the warm welcome I was expecting at all. For those who don’t know or remember me– I’m Aidan. For those who do remember me– hello. It’s been quite some time.
There’s only one reason to pull over on the side of the right, and It’s for quickie in the back seat with a a man, who can’t quite keep his hands to himself, but If it’s a real warm welcome you’re looking for, I’ll give you one, if you’ll let me.
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All the renovations at the theatre are finally complete. Now the next step would be is planning a show to put on. Are the any musicals or plays that people would like to see?
Anastasia, greatest Christmas movie musical, no further discussion needed.
Which twin do you like more?
As a non custodial, objectively third person, I can whole-heartedly say Sage, she calls me dad, or at least some resemblance to the word, the other one? mostly just looks at me and cries, and/or hits me in the face with teething rings. borderline hate crime.
Hunter looked at his husband, with a look that could potentially be described as disgust. “And this is where I file for divorce, because me? Jealous?” He scoffed, unable to fight the the urge to roll his eyes at his husband, “I resent that accusation, one? completely above that, secondly, what kind of man brings pizza to bed, when his husband is going down on him? If anything I was feeling mildly murderous, so Thor, and his magic hammer will no longer be guest in our bed, And i refuse to further partake in your sexual fantasies. Thor. I’m clearly Batman “ @leviticxsmcc
TEXT 📲 VALERIE & HUNTER
Valerie: Oh Hunter, that just....yes it sounds like you need a break. That sounds like it can be a lot to have to do day in and day out.
Valerie: Maybe it could be longer than a lunch?
Hunter: I 100% do not recommend a husband with children included.
Hunter: How about Dinner, ours? Friday night, I can't promise that Levi will be on his good behaviour, but the less attention you pay to him, the quicker he finds interest in something else.
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I just spent an hour as a referee in a debate between two nine years old girls. The subject? if Molly Moon or Harry Potter would win a magic fight.
It’s 2021, and Harry Potter is a thing people still openly talk about?
leviticxsmcc:
The only reason you be crying is because this dick got such moves you’re overcome with how lucky you are because have I ever told you i’m a goddess?? Well i’m telling you again bitch I am in fact a GODDESS. Have you ever heard of hotels??? Because bitch I need a kingsize to take you in whatever position i’m feeling like.
The only reason I'd be crying is because that dick has move, and It's disappointment, baby, And those tears? just me trying to hold back laughter. Uh, yeah no, as much as I enjoy humbling you, and NEVER being in the wrong, I can’t deny you being a goddess, every time I do, a goddess out there dies, but also that dick? tempting, and I’m not ih the mood of refusal of affection, because you’re sulking. Have i mentioned how much I love you?
You ever heard of me trying to be romantic, and actually having feelings? openly admitting that I might actually miss you? but you’re also going to have to give a little more than that, if you want me to take you up on that offer, princess.
leviticxsmcc:
Uhm???? Excuse me, stop projecting and take responsibility for your emotions thanks. Well not if you come with me, you think i’m going that long without my man and his ass???? Don’t think so bitch.
Your jealous tactics are mediocre at best, but I’ll have you know I'm very in touch with my emotions, I cry every morning when I wake up and realise I’m married to you, and It was in fact not a nightmare. I spent a week sleeping on Patrick’s couch, and that itself felt like slumming it, so can you imagine me on the road in a tour bus, in capsule beds? It’s like you’ve woken up and forgotten who you’re married too. so praise the pervy bastard who invented phone sex, because we’re about to go manual baby.
TEXT 📲 THE MCCLARINGTONS
LEVITICUS: why not?????
LEVITICUS: ur spoiling my fun
HUNTER: husband > food. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
HUNTER: uh hello?? priorities.
HUNTER: dominos?? means your bitch ass is EXTRA emotional tonight.
HUNTER: why not?? why NOT?? you don't even take care of YOU. and you want a goat?? who's going to look after it, when your 3 second attention span, finds a new hobby? me? and I refuse, I already pick up after you.
HUNTER: I sound like my dad. fucking disgusting.
[typing ..]
HUNTER: still a no.
HUNTER: You're all the animal I need in my life,
TEXT 📲 CLARINGTON BROS
Patrick: Hey dickhead.
Patrick: We're trying to finalise the guest list for the wedding. Are you planning on attending if I invite you?
HUNTER: I have no interest in socialising with idiots.
HUNTER: that idiot being you, brother, unless you want to apologise that is.
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TEXT 📲 THE MCCLARINGTONS
LEVITICUS: i want a MOTHERFUCKING GOAT
LEVITICUS: g o double t
LEVITICUS: wait hang tf on ✨
LEVITICUS: [typing for 3 minutes]
LEVITICUS: [stops typing]
HUNTER: ???
HUNTER: 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
HUNTER: You have the attention span of a toddler.
HUNTER: we're not getting a fucking goat
[,,,]
HUNTER: wait goat isn't some weird new age sex term??
HUNTER: whatever it is. no.
leviticxsmcc:
UR JEALOUS. adorable. 10/10. But also no???? He’s so hot, I bet he’d fuck us.
Jealous? don’t be insulting, we both know that’s your area of expertise, so stop thinking I like you for anything but your dick It’s getting a little embarrassing now, baby. but also, fuck no?? we’re not fucking a man, who’s going to be spending months on the road alone with you.
