The small man living in your walls

i DO believe that a good writer can make mischaracterization work. oh there's a character who doesn't normally cry? figure it out!! dissect the character. make the situation cryable for them. make that character cry ugly tears even if it goes against their very nature. YOU CAN MAKE IT WORK!!!

Very useful advice but I'm pretty sure I didn't give it

As @derinthescarletpescatarian once said, "To thine own self be true."

Don't make this the next Tumblr meme I am begging you

The writer's barely disguised longing for a soft life shared with someone who loves them

I think one of the funniest things that book Ryland Grace does is continue to do excessive centrifugal force stuff with the ship after it almost killed him and he's just like "It's okay Rocky I'll just pass out. If anything else happens, you got this." And Rocky is never once a fan of that plan.

I'm like pretty sure I'm asexual but being a huge pervert makes it blurry. yeah I love cock but then it's like. oh yeah lol you're supposed to suck it and put it in you, lmao I almost forgot. and butts are like, ooo yeah I wanna put my face in there, and then there's a butt irl and I'm like, cool. I guess. and it's like this for everything basically. lots in theory but not in practice. some of it still feels good at least but sometimes it's too much effort even for that. maybe bottom surgery will help idk, at least then I can get fucked and it probably feels good since so many people do it

"cautiously presents the asexual stew to you*

asexuality is a beautiful spectrum! shockingly i realized today that this whole time I was asexual jts amazing this is really cool. asexuals are so varied wow

this is beautiful thank you but i think this might be a little dangerous actually im not sure. galric

Yup one so well spread that even me talking about it won't change how think about it. The thinner someone's blood is the easier they are to drink

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!