Jared, 19

Australia do this

if this happened it would drown nearly 5 people

as a teenager I go on the computer and the computer light goes into my eyes and brain and turns me evil and makes me do bad things

why must my analysis be supported by “textual evidence”? is it not enough for my arguments to be sexy and unhinged??

I know not everything needs my commentary but if I don’t speak I will literally die…

You’re all monsters

No!!! Of course not!!!! She’s wonderful!

What if you poked me in the chest and your finger broke through like you were cracking into a rotted plank of wood and dust came out and I just crumpled into nothing and my spores got into your nose

I would not hang out with you again that's for sure!

Well there you have it!

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

aw rats

songs to touch the stove to

She’s getting the tea henny

and she’s gagging 

might fuck around and let nature reclaim me

does this mean you’re going feral or just lying in the dirt for a while

yeah

idk what they were going for but this sounds like a dril-tier shitpost

here is an extremely high resolution picture of a mole

tch. yeah right. sure it is. *clicks link* w ooooo aa aAa AahAHhaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *skin blasts off of face to reveal skeleton wearing sunglasses* this post really delivers 

this mole is now my reaction image for every conversation