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I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

Thanks I hate it

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

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uhhhhhhhhh i just figured out that “ofc” is “of fucking course” but this whole time i’ve been reading it “ofcourse” ………… anyway if u need a dumbass just hmu

nothing sexier than a girl whos just a little out of it. asked the girl serving me at mcdonald’s 2day where the straws are and she said “straws? why would we have hay here” really sexy of her 

oh, boo hoo, let me blow you a sick smoke ring on the worlds smallest vape

i love that glow u get from minding your own business and letting go of negativity