love being in bed under big winter covers i feel like an old king dying of illness telling his last will to his son

so much robin hood myth/media is about him accumulating boyfriends untill his polycule is big enough to overthrow the government

Sorry… Having a Super Mario Depressive Episode

No experience more viscerally humiliating than walking through a heavily populated building with squeaky shoes. Look at me doing my little clown walk across the entire length of the building. Dumbass squeaking noises ringing out with every step. Sounds like I'm walking on two guinea pigs. I wish I was dead

chefs kiss...? 😳 no way.... do they? seriously....? 😳

shoutout to coffee

yeah i use this pro gamer technique called "hitting every single button frantically with my little raccoon hands until something happens" you probably wouldn't get it it's really advanced

god released me into the wild and now he’s hunting me for sport