fuck me gently with a chainsaw

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i know you tagged me because i can signal boost this but… this is me? and i’m actually thinking of calling this number?

damn when did they release garlic 2

robocop’s famous catchphrase

willy wonka’s chocolate factory

Jesus Christ if you read it in a book you’d say it was too on the nose. What the fuck.

Republicans make confectioners donate all their candy to them while the democrats pitch in to pay for the candy are you fucking kidding me…I had to read the article myself and it’s somehow worse than I thought

in times like these people say things like “we need to throw it all out and start over” which is absolutely true but we also need to divest of all this whimsical shit in its entirety. if I saw, with my eyeballs, a congressperson like, vote against raising minimum wage or whatever and then take a handful of literal candy from a communal candy desk and then hop on the Magical Senator Train to Clown Town I would be in prison for murder.

fantasy could be the best genre but unfortunately there are too many weird horny men writing it

can they please make a dishwasher with a transparent door? i want to see what's going on in there

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