nature chews on me

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

i’m not precious abt my unreleased music anymore btw, yall can listen to literally whatever u want and enjoy it. sorry for being 25 and annoying

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

mulch to think about... <- me if i was a worm and had a thoughtful disposition

wriggles contemplatively

my sexual fantasy Is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

trans girls are allowed to be annoying and stereotypical and socially inept and hyperactive and hypersexual and various types of animalgirl and there's nothing you can do about it. in fact if you're mean to that skirt go spinny reddit trans girl i'm stealing your entire house

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

it probably feels good as hell to sexually climax from genital stimulation

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

my aura too cunt My blog too suicidal my fit too mid My bitch hate me