a messy bitch

I really hope I don’t have an epic fail today

me as a brain surgeon

My lower back is killing me…

I must confess i still believe….

*refuses to look at texts* I love conversation and communication

How many times can the same thing break your heart?

Holy shit

Why the fuck did I just have to read this with my own two eyes

I’m here leaking out lyrics and shit risking jail time and what not and this is the type of appreciation I get smh :/

Nobody is on this site for anything but shitty hot takes, shittier jokes, and porn so safe mode is a waste of everyone’s time

look, if i’m in public, i don’t want to see an anime girl getting rawed at 10 am

agreeing to a Russian Roulette with your dignity and public image amongst strangers on the line is part of this website’s terms of service

that’s fair

Why do I constantly get attacked on this site

the guy who has his life figured out is mario

Wine forgery, like art forgery and art theft, shouldn’t be illegal, just like any other crime where the only consequence is obscenely rich people having slightly less money

While we’re on the topic of art forgery, what about a poor family that saves every dollar to make an art investment only to find out later that it’s worthless? That’s not someone “obscenely rich” losing out.

sorry johnny there’s no dinner tonight, we need to save all the money we can to get that Rothko at Sotheby’s next week

how to know if someone is serious about you: show them photos of you in 2010

IKEA bringing the SÅLT

that guys comment says so much about the american nationalism and attitudes towards other countries 

Just so people don’t miss the significance, this is back when a black person sticking their TOE in the water was enough for some people to want the whole pool drained, and this picture in particular is five years before a motel owner poured acid on black people for being in a “whites-only” pool.