"Well...Damn"-Me, 24/7

san jose sharks this… san jose sharks that… listen. Will Smith is just a bug on the ground compared to Travis Konecny. he’s rolling around in dust. Will’s aura is, like. it’s not even the size of one singular particle, whilst TK’s is vast enough to make up the whole atmosphere of the earth. Will Smith is like gum under Travis Konecny’s petite size eight shoe. but not even enough gum to be sticky and noticeable… he’s just a small piece of gum stuck in the tread, that TK won’t even notice, and will just stomp around on all day while he prances around town being fabulous, a dilf, the best national leaguer, and king of the world - desired by all. so check that.

What's the fic you would write if you had the energy for it? Ambitious, complex, novel-length—the fanfic you'd make if you could.

Something so funny about rereading one's own unfinished fics. Like wow this is pretty good! Almost as if was written exactly according to what I personally like in fact! Someone should finish it!

every time there’s a video of two athletes being really physically affectionate with each other and people are like “there’s no platonic explanation for this” it’s like well actually there is, and it’s that if there were real feelings involved these men would literally never be caught dead touching each other in public

idk man i'm kinda...like at this point it is not our fault that the 4th wall is gone and never coming back

Seeing *this whole situation* and going "mannnnnnn"

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

#STOP SAYING 'PLATONIC' WHEN YOU MEAN 'CASUAL'#RELATIONSHIPS CAN BE PLATONIC AND ABSOLUTELY DERANGED

the pride and joy of cole harbour… and nick suzuki!