Local Man Immediately Feels Better After Eating For First Time In 12 Hours. Wonders If Science Knows About This Miracle Cure. 

can I wear a waist trainer if I’m 6 months pregnant ?

Wouldn’t recommend!

too late my baby gonna come out with a SNATCHED waist

look if movies being like 2.5 hours long is just gonna be the norm from now on then we gotta bring back intermissions. please let me piss.

help I’ve fallen and am perfectly capable of getting up but refuse to

having separate continents is so stupid im over it reblog if you miss pangaea

i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

I’m fascinated by how much sin you people can just crank out