Tech Queen ✨

coding got me saying shit like “target the child” “assign its class” “override its inheritance” like the third wife of a dying oil baron discovering his of-age son born out of wedlock

i have never met an unpsychotic person who knows what it actually means to “not encourage the delusion” …not a single one

I don’t mean to trivialize psychosis by making a weird comparison, but this guide also serves as a handy checklist for helping someone through a bad drug trip. In both cases your number one priority is to get the person through whatever they’re dealing with unharmed.

i don’t think it’s trivializing at all, nor a weird comparison—as a psychotic person who has had psychotic episodes inadvertently triggered by drug use and/or worsened while trying to self-medicate with drugs, i think this is an important addition.

This is also very similar to what you should do when people with Alzheimer’s have paranoia episodes

Just because some of y’all won’t listen to this excellent advice without it, I am adding my therapist cosign.

Why are the anons asking my dad about my mom-

Probably cuz everyone gets involved with your family drama

Dad.

WHAT? They started it—

Dang old man’s not even trying to keep them in one piece

i think people should be nicer to schizophrenics

The later this gets posted, the funnier it gets

ai this ai that how about we invent a printer that works first

MONDAYS got me feeling like crazy TBH!!!

Sometimes i go into my bunker full of stashed nuclear weapons and talk to them like old friends

Ever since I was a little girl I’ve loved information

i plan on walking into the woods and never returning soon. btw

me on days when i’m in the lab doing gruesome medical experiments on human subjects

Today is the only day you can reblog this.

Nothing quite like seeing this on my dash on both April 10th and October 4th

I saw some weird ass conspiracy video thing today of like 'we were never meant to have access to yeast, that was cultivated in a lab and it harms us' bullshit and I was like well first off there's no such thing as 'meant to' and second of all um? the long history of acquiring yeast from beer foam stretching so far back ??????

Not only is there yeast in the air, it's on a bunch of fruits, too. Ever rubbed a blueberry, plum, or grape, and it was slightly darker underneath? That thin film is wild yeasts. There is also yeasts that live on human skin (and not just pathogenic ones!). We are never without yeasts.

You do not have access to yeast; yeast has access to you.

Smartphones are better than old-timey phones generally but I do miss the dramatics. Hard 2 angrily hang up a rectangle

In kdramas, they angrily remove the battery and chuck it. There's something visceral about prying it open and ripping out the insides

Oh that's powerful