~daily musings~

I don’t know what to do with this information

#STOP SENDING MATT DAMON TO SPACE (via @sabacc)

WHAT’S ITS MISSION??

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

and here we have a capitalist 

Did you just.

let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible

THIS IS A SIGN ‘MERICA!!!!!!

The guy following Bear Grylls with heavy camera gear is way more badass than Bear Grylls himself

Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?

what is this from??? is there more? i need more. 

why am i svcreaming

I’m honey

O SHIT!!!!

@frostedmisha i nea rly choked on my fuckn g chicken

Reblog with the whitest name you can think of

lucifer

#the freedom bird has rejected him

*laughs so hard no sound comes out*

This better not get cut out of the new movie.

I saw the clarinet and thought “please be what I hope it is”. I was not disappointed.