sign of the crow

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

when i was born i refused to cry due to male socialization so the only way they could get trace amounts of oxygen into my lungs was via Camel Crush…. i only lived to be 4 years old but it was nuce

Let's fucking grab this Wednesday by the nothing

does anybody have the shark tank kratom dog ashes "that's a perky!" screenshot

sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

Here at fuck you I’m going to kill you company, we care

you can't come to my birthday party? aw dang, (remembers it's bad to guilt trip people) this doesn't matter to me at all (remembers to demonstrate that i am affected by you to affirm your positive presence in my life) but while you're away i will die (remembers not to guilt trip again) unpreventably. unrelated to you. don't worry about it. (remembers to express care through actions and not just words) you're in the will.

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

it takes great bravery to spend my life on shit no one cares about but i do it. i do it

sorry if i was weird the other day i'm but a conduit for powers as terrible as they are strange

when i die they'll remember me fondly because i never bothered anyone with anything. not even once 😁 #myisolation

it would be so nice if you were allowed to start working on projects before you hit the 12 hour until deadline mark but sadly it’s not possible with our current technology. scientists are hard at work but for now this is one of the limitations we must face as a people

Almost completely true but we’re getting reports that scientists will soon be hard at work, but currently they have plany of time

swerving to avoid a dust speck in the middle of the highway and the guy behind me honks but when he runs into it his car is completely blasted apart